Overheard my dad say "Sorry buddy, that's the way the cookie crumbles!" Guess what he was doing when i walked into the kitchen?

Eating cookies. He was eating cookies.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that he was alone in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duckblunted
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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I have a fear of watching Oreos being broken into pieces. I’d rather have another fear but......

It’s just how the cookie crumbles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonVill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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My dad pulled the best (and only) dad joke I've ever heard him utter while we were assembling ginger bread houses.

Some family friends of ours needed our help mass producing some ginger bread houses for an event they do every year. They make an insane amount of pieces, so they need help cutting out the doors, windows, and over all assembly. The family friend, my dad, and myself were all cutting out windows and doors when this happened:

Me: Aw man, one of these pieces just broke.

Family Friend: It's alright, we have extra. But every time I see one fall apart I see 30 minutes of my life go away.

Dad: Well I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Me: loses it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveTheViking
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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A baker fell down the stairs with a platter full of cookies.

As they say, that's the way the cookies crumbled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSomerandomguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Dadjoked while eating cookies

I brought some cookies over to our board game day and after we were finished dinner, I brought out the cookies. My friend cleared the dinner plates and then quickly regretted it, as the cookies crumbled all over his floor. Well that was a crummy idea, I told him.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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