How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Do your own research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infectedtoe32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2021
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A conspiracy theorist was walking through a park and finds a map on a signpost with a ''You are here'' sticker on it.

Looks around wild eyed. ''How do they know? HOW DO THEY KNOW?!?!?''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puppy-Zwolle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2021
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What did the conspiracy theorist say to the cat?

Ok, now hear meowt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttsexbyfive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

That can't just be a coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digigibbs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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I asked a conspiracy theorist if they knew who really won the election. They said…

β€œYes thank Q”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keilly
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...

It was all COVID up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msboogers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do conspiracy theorists and sandwiches have in common?

They're both full of baloney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A had a fight with a conspiracy theorist.

I just can't believe it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeanW137
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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All these conspiracy theorists just spinning yarns.

They are nothing but loom and doom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...

...was an inside job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulcandrifter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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2 conspiracy theorists stumble upon each other,

it can't be a coincidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S_yNtaX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Some jokes me dad just texted me

Dad Jokes - I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me. Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything. Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. That can't just be a coincidence. Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy. If you ever want to talk about why our air conditioning bill is so high, my door is always open.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanCS1234
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's a coincidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skydivinghuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoShittyTacos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar...

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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