King Arthur heard many grievances in his court, but none about the spontaneous combustions going on.
It was the dragon in the room.
There have been cases of spontaneous combustion amongst chickens..
They've called it 'inflammatory fowl disease'
A woman who spontaneously combusted was immediately arrested.
They charged her with possession of unlicensed firearms.
Spanish CETME battle rifles are notorious for combusting into flames
Mine CETME on fire
Why does the army prefer combustion engines?
They're better when youre on petrol
What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
What do you get when you make explosives out of citrus?
Lemonades.
Flirting with a girl
Me: What turns you on?
Her: Spontaneity.
Me: So if I spontaneously combusted that would just be like the hottest thing you've ever seen.
Her: sighs
I'm home
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Please god someone finish this joke or I'll self combust
Why did the kerosene go to therapy?
To get help with his obsessive-combustive disorder.
