I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.

I can also tell when they're standing.

EDIT: from https://jokeriot.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
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A man was cursed to have lines everywhere

He went to the border of his city but there was a border line, he went to the coast but there was a coast line, he once asked a girl on a date but there was a date line. They go out on a date and go to a club named β€œhead” but there was a β€œhead” line, after dancing with his date she says she is thirsty, so being a good date he goes to get a her some punch

But there was no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icantevenread24
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Trying to improve my dad joke repertoire

After a conversation on the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and antibiotics research: "Why is the best disease research done in cities on the coast? Because they like to See de Sea!"

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