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From my 5 year old: "What does Santa clean his sleigh with?"
Meta: dad jokes are clean and simple. They are meant for your young children so little kids would have to be able to understand it.
That is all. Pornhub jokes? Cmon guys.
This Dentist doesn't go crazy telling people to clean between their teeth
If the do, they do. If they don't, it's their floss.
How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean?
Who do Sailors get to clean the ship?
Told my Son who likes Soccer to clean his room.
I finally stood up to my boss and told him I would no longer clean his toilet…
I told him I was sick of his crap and this job stinks
My son always complains when it's his turn to clean the Honda.
I tell him it's important that we all do our Civic duty.
If frick is the clean version of fuck.
Then the clean version of fucking is friction.
Why do Slovakian vacuum cleaners take forever to clean?
Maybe it's because they're slo-vaks!
I've hired a lady from Eastern Europe to clean my house, but it takes her four hours to vacuum the carpets!
It sounds like she is a Slovak.
I asked my kid to clean the dry erase board and he did a great job.
I went to clean my roof the other day, and Rick Astley took away my ladder...
What do you find inside of a clean nose?
my dad said I could either help him pick the grains or clean the ceiling
He thought I would pick the farmer, but i took the ladder
How do astronomers get clean?
They take a meteor shower.
Why does Cristiano Ronaldo keep his room clean?
Because he don't want it to be Messi
How do you clean the sky?
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.
Turns out I was on the mothership.
You know when you have that pot that's so big it barely fits in your sink to clean?
How do artists get clean?
I used to clean the toilets when I was in the army
They called me loo tenant
Lysol's marketing department are trying out some new angles to generate sales. They claim that one bottle can clean an entire family of dolphins!
It's the best multi-porpoise cleaner on the market!
"Are these clean?" my wife asked, holding up a pair of wine glasses
"I hope so", I replied. "I've never even seen them using drugs!"
Before we were married, my wife used to clean up my place, and i used to clean hers.
Eventually we realized that we were maid for each other.
Dark humor is like clean water
I saw a very clean cargo ship delivering circles and squares today.
In other words, a ship shape ship is shipping shapes.
When I clean the vacuum cleaner…
Who is the biggest fan of clean energy?
How do pigs keep their feet clean?
My wife said she learned the secret to keeping our toilet clean.
If a husband refuses to clean the toilet after using it, what would his wife say to him?
How do you clean your down under down under?
What does Porky Pig use to clean his bottom?
A-bidet-a-bidet-a-bidet-uhh that's all, folks.
Maybe I should clean mirrors for a living.
It's something I can really see myself doing.
My mom wanted to clean the family mansion so she hired two German men.
She just needed a few helping Hans
What do you use to clean a pig?
A good clean joke for you.
How do people in Washington DC clean themselves?
CLEAN jokes about water and swimming
I might get a job as a swim instructor. Give me your best aquatic dad jokes so
I can embarrass the children
How dare they make someone else clean that up
My wife ran out of clean clothes so she put the washing machine on.
It doesn’t fit her and she looks ridiculous.
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