But they started screaming and complaining, so I had to take them down.
(He hands me an ornament of a small teddy bear in overalls) Me: where should I put this one? Him: how about right there? Me: yeah, that would be good Him: yeah that spot just looked a little bare Me: (looks at the little bear in my hand)(laughs uncontrollably for several minutes while daughter stares at us)
Mom: do you see any bare spots on the tree?
Dad: I don't even see any bears.
Blue balls
Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...
It's cheaper than tinsel and baubles.
My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. There’s always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, “What about the star?” Without skipping a beat, he says, “It’s 2020. Zero stars.”
Today at work, my co-worker and I are decorating the group home we are working in for Christmas. As she finishes decorating the tree, she asks;
Her: The tree looks nice. I don't want to put the rest of the ornaments on it though, cause it'll look clutter. What should we do?
Me: Well... we can always deck the halls?
Followed by lots of laughing while she face palmed and walked out the room.
Lady and a Man talking about trees.
Lady: Well this is a nice christmas tree! Wood you put something like this in your house?
Man: Yes, it's very nice. It wood really spruce up the place.
Lady: It's rather plane, it could use some decorations.
Man: Oh I think it's so pretty my eyes are watering up, I might Balsam.
