There is no rational person on this planet who likes glitter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOinkingPig
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I'm stuck at work on a Saturday and no one understands my Christmas gift. One guy thought it was Pizza Planet from Toy Story
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gerGQ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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A vent on how my JNMom doesn't live on planet freaking Earth. (Aka: No Mom, I'm not buying expensive gifts and driving hours with an infant to see you on Christmas.)

Buckle in y'all, this might be really long. So for some backstory, my mom is a trust fund kid. She went to private Catholic school and had her entire college paid for by my grandparents. While in college, she had a one night stand and got knocked up with me (at least that's what she told me) and I never knew my father. It was very clear during my childhood that my grandparents resented me - then my mom got married to my two younger siblings father and the favoritism showed heavily. I just found out a couple weeks ago that my grandparents set up a college fund for my younger brother and sister, but not me. :') Just fuck the bastard kid I guess. My mom has a really nice cushy government job and gets alimony + child support from my younger siblings' father. So...safe to say she's kind of got it made.

Now I'm a mother to a 5 month old. Her father sucks butt. But, unlike my mother, I refuse to just not let him have anything to do. It takes two to make a baby and even though he is just lazy and uninterested in the best damn thing that's ever happened to me, he isn't gonna get away scott free with not paying child support. After 5 freaking months...I am finally awarded...37 dollars a week in child support. Yup. I can't complain because I know some mom's get jack shit. That little bit of money every week is how I'm keeping a roof over my head + my lights on. I'm unemployed and it sucks butt being on government assistance, but without it, my kid would starve and we would have no heat. My landlord has been cool with me paying what I can when I can and right now, that little 37 dollars a week is keeping us in my apartment.

You see, my mother knows this. She knows right now I'm not working. She knows I got fucked over by my previous employer and got denied for unemployment. She knows I am struggling and go to the food bank every two weeks and that I use WIC to make sure my daughter gets her formula. I've called my mom crying because I've been belittled at the fucking grocery store checkout for using my ebt card.

And yet, my mother continues to show she just...doesn't get it. She called me earlier while my daughter was napping. The conversation went as follows:

Mom: Hello Cantaloupe! What are your plans for coming down for Christmas? (Mom lives at least a 6 hour drive away...probably more tacked on to that seeing I will have to stop several times to feed + change my daughter)

Me: I don't know mom.

Mom: Well just so you know, your little brother wants a

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Even if some people ended up β€œexalted” and building planets and shit, why couldn’t they just live with whenever they want, including non-exalted people. Makes no rational sense. I guess god wants to separate the baddies because he’s a dick.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apostatizeme
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[FO] Getting in on this karma for being a 33yo Stitcher-Dude! I posted this last year, the United Federation of Planets logo, a Christmas gift for a Trekkie friend!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKiltedStranger
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[WP] You are a scientist on an alien ship observing Earth. You receive a transmission from the planet: "Today is Christmas, a day of peace and goodwill on planet Earth. We invite you to join our celebration." You look to your crewmates. "Why not? someone asks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejazzienerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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This may be the only rational Arbonnehun on the planet. It took some digging to even find out what company she worked for surprisingly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wulfzbane
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Those people who would make the best parents often never have kids, because they're too rational want to bring a child into this planet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meisah
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Long distance for 3 months and back for Christmas, I (23F) just found out boyfriend (24M) of 5 years cheated on me. I somehow what to forget about it and continue being happy. Please say something rational to wake me up.

We have been together since the first semester of college and has lived together for 3 years. After college I wanted to go to grad school to continue pursuing pure science, but was nervous about long distance, so we both spent an entire gap year together to consolidate our relationship. Then I went to Europe in October and he stayed at a big city back home where his family gave him an apartment in the city center. Today is the 7th day I've came back for Christmas. Things have been amazing and I miss him and love him so much. But this morning I felt something was wrong and checked his phone. Apparently he was dating another girl at work and they only broke up the night before I went back, and yet he still cared about her and comforted her yesterday at night after I've fallen asleep. Yes I know once a cheater always a cheater, and yes I am going to break up with him. I just called my friend and she demanded me to book tickets and fly to her. But then there will be no closure. I know I still want to kiss him and hold him, and some part of my heart just keeps telling me that it is not a big deal, they did break up, and I can forget about this and continue being happy for the next 23 days of my winter break with him. He is at work and he had no clue. I am crazy and a mess, please someone say something rational and wake me up. Thank you :_(


TL;DR; : Just found out 2 hours ago that my boyfriend of 5 years dated another girl and broke up the day before I went back for Christmas. I still love him and want to forget about finding out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChineseVodka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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Got the wife’s Christmas present all tuned up!! She absolutely loved the surprise and is excited to learn. Bought her a Zildjian Planet Z 18” Crash that I’m gonna surprise her with next to replace the random crash currently on the kit 😎
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubaruTech42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Feeling rational on Christmas day

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Festivus, etc.

I wasn't sure how I would feel this morning.

I am pretty much alone in a foreign country (save for a few other Americans who also live here) where December 25th is just another work day.

I had prepared myself for a sad, depressing day with a lot of senseless lamenting and pining over my LO. But today so far, so good.

I am particularly clear-headed and rational about my situation, at least now. I attribute this, in part, to getting together with friend last night and to looking forward to leaving the country on Saturday to celebrate New Year.

I also attribute it to exercising and trying to stay active.

Today I am of course thinking of my LO and logically counting the reasons he is not right for me, even as a friend.

I am trying to move past harboring feelimgs of hate and disdain for him. That has been a necessary defense mechanism for me to cope with the pain and feelings of rejection and worthlessness.

But I don't think that this is healthy or fair, long term. He is not a bad person and he is not deliberately trying to hurt me. And if I were not limerent for him, I would not care that I don't hear from him or interact with him. I have many acquaintances who treat me the same way, and I have very friendly, albeit casual and superficial relationships with them. So ultimately, it is not fair that I hold my LO to a different standard.

But thinking today about him and rationally and dispassionately considering my own needs I have come to the conclusion that I don't need someone like him in my life, even as a friend.

He is always nice to me when I see him, but he has a very closed-minded and small town mentality. He also has a bit of a nationalist streak (I am not in America, so I'm not talking neo-Nazi or anything).

He has told me that I should not travel to neighboring countries with different ethnic populations than where I am living. Granted there has been conflict and war that his shaped his thinking, but this mentality goes against everything I believe and value so why would I want to be friends with someone like this?

He has a graduate degree but manages a cafe. Granted there are no jobs where I live, but I sent him a job opportunity in the Capital where I thought his degree we give him an advantage. He didn't pursue it, but proudly showed off the new car that his father bought him.

As I said, I spent Christmas Eve in the Capital and met some upbeat, open-minded people who have goals a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rottavatn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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β€œYou are the only person on the planet who wanted a Yakuza-Themed Christmas..”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackisJack12
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Am I on a different planet? πŸ™ƒ

Didn't know which flair to use

Sometimes I feel like I am on a different planet then the people around me that are my age. (I'm in my mid 20s). I feel more connected to my parents and older women in my family for example then my actual friends. I love them but their outlook on life is all about: 'status', men, partying, porn, weed, alcohol and drugs. They do have jobs but the rest is all about what I'm stating above. While I'm certainly have fun with them and can talk to them, I feel really alone sometimes.

For example:

  • I didn't watch a lot of porn before I went anti-porn, now I'm 100% against it. When I said I didn't watch porn anymore my friend said 'boring', when I told my standards about sex, my friend said 'sometimes I think you're boring in the bedroom'. Also they defend porn, 'bEcAuSe tHeYrE AcToRs' was one argument.
  • They smoke weed everyday. I don't. It's their choice but I would like to have a sober evening with real connection. I know they will argue with me that it's in fact their choice, so I'm not even trying that.

These are just a couple examples. They feel like the situation now (with the pandemic) is even more boring then ever whilest I find it relaxing since there are less social expectations of me.

But now for example with New Years Eve, another friend throws a party with like 20 people, I don't know if they're vaccinated, there will be lots of alcohol and drugs and I just really don't feel like going but I notice that I criticize myself a lot for it 'Why I don't go with the flow' 'I am maybe boring' etc etc. I also know my certain friends really want to go.

My parents are going to some family and I know that they will play board games and stuff and thinking about just joining them feels more relaxing, but I'm afraid of the (self)-judgment.

I don't want to lose my certain friends. But I don't know how I can find more women to connect with and build friendships with, in this pandemic it's certainly harder for sure.

Is this recognizable since you've leveled up, you don't feel like you "fit" anymore? And how did you deal with this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosaCordilia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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A Rational Fanfic of Captain Planet? fanfiction.net/s/6434636/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xamueljones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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[TOMT] [COMIC] It was a webcomic where its Christmas i think, and some guy goes to a prostitute to talk to her about his job on some far away life rich alien world that Earth nuked to create petroleum and stuff, and he was a oil rig worker there, haunted by screams of the barren planet.

It was a webcomic drawn with a LOT of text, only a few panels but a lot of writing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gasedboosey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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smart and rational military leader and his 50 people get teleported to one punch man planet by powerful being

he has 10 smart and rational scientist with technology and weapon expert skill

he has 10 smart rational and skilled engineer

and he has 30 smart and skilled soldier .

military leader has full knowledge about one punch man verse setting

he has high end guns,high end bombs,4 T-14 armata,and 4 attack helicopter

they can possend powerful bomb like moba and foba

what are most powerful hero villain they can beat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emperorcrow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Someone said "being nice doesn't entitle someone to sex." Cue this very rational response that was not at all presumptuous of someone he has never seen or talked to before. Clearly he isn't projecting anything on a stranger he has no way of knowing anything about, just for making a simple statement.
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Map Shows Global 2m Temperature Anomaly on Christmas day, Dec 25th. The Entire Planet was Much Hotter than Average both Europe and USA Currently Experiencing Mid-Winter Heatwave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darry75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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An alien colony ship shows up but the trip went wrong and most died, they are willing to give us all their technology if we help them, 10 years on we have built a second ship to match theirs, would you take that journey to a new planet knowing you would never see earth again?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukiddingme2469
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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[WP] The planet Earth is an anomaly. A world in contention, where creatures murder each other for food, for mating rights and, for territory. Now, the most vicious creatures of the planet Earth have discovered a means to spread through the galaxy and threaten the rational peoples of the Galaxy.
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It feels like fucking Christmas again.Ran out 1 week ago. Since then, I have been the grumpiest motherfucker on the planet. Now, finally, I have my brain chemicals well balanced. It’s a massive love hate relationship with this drug. Now, time to everything I’ve neglected this last week (everything)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oxiconone
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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My Father-in-Law's christmas decorations. Behold the creepiest fucking elf on the planet riding the angriest fucking horse in existence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guardian_Isis
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CLOV Stock Offering From a Corporate Finance Perspective - Why it is an Rational Move

So there has been a lot of talk about how the executives at CLOV backstabbed the retail investors and are just padding their own bank accounts. However, I want to use this post as an opportunity to take a step back and to analysis why they might have done so from a corporate finance perspective. Note that everything written below is 100% just my opinion.

  • Economic Forecast - The economic sentiment of many institutional investors such as Chamath Palihapitiya (who has heavy influence on high level decisions for CLOV) is that 2022 might be a volatile year. This can be for a multitude of factors such as persistent high inflation, tapering, potential increase of interest rate by the Federal Reserve.
  • Corporate Finance Reaction - If a company agrees with such economic view (which I believe CLOV does), then they need to take actions to protect themselves from the economic volatility. Given that CLOV is a small company that is burning cash (negative net income), it is crucial for them to add liquidity (more cash on hand) buffer incase something goes wrong. By having more cash on hand, it would allow them to survive longer in case of an extended market down turn.
    • As of Q3 CLOV has >$500m of cash on hand but with a burn rate of >$100m per year, that money can disappear fast if there is a market down turn. So it would make sense to have the ability to raise more money to create a bigger buffer.
  • Why Issue Common Stock now and instead of taking out line of credit or term loans -
    • Generally issuing stock is cheaper for a company than taking out loans. This is especially true for a company with low credit rating (low credit rating is normal for small companies). Besides the cost, if the goal is to raise money as a war chest to protect themselves from a market down turn, then the last thing they would want is to have more debt on the balance sheet. No one wants to be forced to pay interest on loans when their business is not doing well.
    • They provided notice on expected issuance right after a strong Q3 earnings and recent positive news (ex. Average Number of Direct Contracting Lives in 2022 to Double). This is normal to issue after alot of positive news. It is much harder to issue if your stock is alr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Few-Hold3803
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"Goku just destroys the universe/planet and then ITs away" should not ever be used outside of rational matches

Unless you're playing Goku as 100% rational(possibly bloodlusted, I'm still iffy on whether that grants extra intelligence), he will not do this. Goku(despite some iffy writing illustrating him as such sometimes) isn't just going to directly murder everyone on Earth just to win a fight. Now, you could argue "well what if it's an empty universe?". Well then, Goku can't IT since he needs a person to lock onto in order to IT to them, so he's still stuck in getting a mutual kill at best.

Another problem is whether Goku would even think of this as a valid answer to an opponent he can't beat. Goku is...pretty linear when it comes to his enemies. His general strategy against someone stronger is to just get stronger himself, or have a stronger attack ready. The only case where this wasn't true was with Golden Freeza, where he ran from him for a bit to make him tired. I find it doubtful that Goku, the guy whose reaction to having his limbs broken was to just try to kick harder to see if it would work better, is going to suddenly be all analytical about a fight(especially if he doesn't know the abilities of the person he's fighting)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazerbem
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2016
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Can we have a discussion thread on The Tenth Planet? I imagine a few of us are watching in the run up to the Christmas Special

If I can start, I love the jeopardy of the astronauts. I love the dialogue early on with the Cybermen they seem more accessible, I'd love to see a new story where the Cybermen are not generic one dimensional evil robots that need to be stopped but cold hearted pragmatists meaning they wouldn't necessarily by the enemy. The back story with the upside down earth is very silly but fits in with sci fi stories of the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sate_Hen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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A Rational take on the Early Marvel Universe superserious616.com/p/epi…
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Feeling sorta low so I’ll do the most rational thing and post myself on the internet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blah191
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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β€œWhat Mal say! Fuck a bag I can get a bag anywhere on this planet! It’s about respect!”
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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dan harmon explicitly addresses the "planet where everything is on a cob" thing in directors commentary. do people not know this?

i haven't been here much but i sorted top posts in the last month and it's up there, 24 days ago. and all the comments are people coming up with theories about it.

he says it's just a throwaway joke and that he's baffled that people don't get that -- and that every convention, there is at least one person who says "whats wrong with everything being on a cob?" i think it's in season 4 director's commentary, if i remember.

for more detail, he says it's a good example of how old, "mel brooks" kind of jokes (his words) don't seem to work anymore, and fans always want to believe that there's hidden layers of meaning in art.

dan harmon (correctly, i think) seems to believe that rick and morty is best when it's episodic. rick and morty were originally supposed to be analogues for dan and justin's relationship, and in the conversation in s5e10 where rick says he doesn't want to get into "serialized canon storylines," it's dan talking. but it's probably justin talking too. imagine if you started out making a goofball show and people spent more time than you spent on it looking for random inconsistencies and plotholes, trying to find deeper meaning where there is none. it would probably annoy you

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Would you rather be the first person to walk on a planet/moon or last and why?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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In front of the planet fitness on North Monroe. Uhaul driver pulled going the wrong way with the male cop behind him, he circled the parking lot with the cop following, pulled into a stop and took off towards Planet Fitness. v.redd.it/2rsc7jpww0181
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tattedmommy88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2021
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[WP] On Christmas Day, you wake to find that Santa had misunderstood your request for a certain brand of car. You're now the certified owner of the planet Saturn.
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If you want a Queer D&D Show to listen to, check out Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet! With Genderfluid Swashbucklers, Nonbinary Elf Clowns and an award-winning All-Queer cast, let DWR take you on your own adventure. Listen on Spotify or wherever you get podcasts! πŸŽͺ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derryzumi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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There will be a day where there won’t be enough coal on the planet to supply all the bad children for Christmas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/koreanconsuela
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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We are all just simulations, on a planet that does not exist! reddit.com/gallery/pwcdcd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarbaricDespoiler
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My best friend had this same tattoo, I got it after she passed away from an opiate overdose. This will by my 3rd Christmas without her soul on this planet with me.β€οΈπŸŠπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ
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β€œThe richest man on the planet, who regularly attacks critics of his car company as "Agents of Fossil Fuel" wants to drill for oil & gas in a wildlife sanctuary and then openly obfuscated this plan in an ENVIRONMENTAL REVIEW DOCUMENT to keep his government contract $$ flowing"-ESG Hound on Twitter twitter.com/ESGhound/stat…
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[Bodner] Ben Simmons and Rich Paul are acting completely rationally if their goal is to get Simmons on a new team... This is built into the NBA experience... Only leverage in first 9 yrs of career is "acting out" to force a trade. NBA designed it that way.

Pretty solid thread from Godner here:

> Controversial take: Ben Simmons and Rich Paul are acting completely rationally if their goal is to get Simmons on a new team.

> This kind of a circus is built into the NBA experience if you want teams to have the best chance to retain the stars* they draft long-term.

> (Note: that's not saying Simmons is a superstar caliber player. That's saying the rules put in place to curb superstar movement have an impact down the food chain).

> You want slotted rookie scale contracts? > Restricted free agency? > Max extensions? > Designated extensions only drafting team can offer?

> Only leverage All-Star caliber players can truly exercise in first 9 yrs of career is "acting out" to force a trade. NBA designed it that way.

> That doesn't mean you can't be annoyed with Ben Simmons! But the annoyance, if I were a fan, would be much more about the previous 5 years of his Sixers career and the lack of development, not how the divorce is going.

He brings up an interesting connection to how this is related to all the rules that attempt to curb superstar movement. You mess with the free market it tends to mess back.

https://twitter.com/DerekBodnerNBA/status/1441930728896401416

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeBiden2020FTW
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In the Community episode "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas" in the beginning of the episode Chang is mistaken as a snowman by abed. Halfway through the episode on Planet Abed, a snowman is seen looking at the characters in the back round. That was Chang in the real world spying on them.
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