5 Hilarious Christi Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What’s the difference between Chris Christie’s first and last name?

Nothing. It’s a tie.

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👤︎ u/TaserLee

📅︎ Nov 04 2020

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What's an Agatha Christie novel and Death in Paradise crossover special called?

Poirots of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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I used to have the complete Agatha Christie collectionbut this morning I woke up to find that half of it was missing. I looked everywhere but couldn't find them and it was driving me mad...

I'd lost my Marples

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👤︎ u/Drondol

📅︎ Dec 30 2018

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So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?

Eggatha Christie

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👤︎ u/Frenzycowboy

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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Got my dad after dinner

So my dad was sitting down at the computer after cooking dinner when I got him.

I looked at the counter and asked him "Who is Christy and why is she cold?"

He just looked at me with a confused look.

"Well you have a note on the counter saying Christy's Chili"

I walked away chuckling to myself as he groaned. At that moment I realized I was a dad.

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👤︎ u/Spuddigan

📅︎ Jan 18 2015

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