Chip And Salsa Puns

He told me to pick up the Pace.

My dad and I go up to the cash register at a clothing store to pay for some shorts. My dad asks the cashier "Do you take chips?" (Credit card chip readers) Without hesitation the cashier goes "Yes sir and we have salsa to go with that" and holds up a fresh jar of salsa from behind the register

And he sits down and has a nice, filling dinner. After dinner he gives the waiter his credit card to pay. The waiter returns soon after and says to the man "I'm sorry sir, your card won't work because it has a chip in it and our machine is out of salsa."

me and my friend are in my basement having chips and salsa and cheese. my friend spills some cheese on our carpet and my dad walking by, without skipping a beat, says, "That is not o-queso"

A little background: we are eating Mexican food for dinner. Tostitoes and salsa are out on the table and my brother and I were snacking on them while waiting.

Mom (feeling the granite countertop): "oh no, there's a chip in the counter!"

Brother (holds out salsa): "here, I bet it'd go good with this"

I was eating some chips and salsa and my friend went to poke me in my side to tickle me so I tell him "I'm eating rude." So his response of course has to be "what does rude taste like? Is it tough?"