10 Hilarious Chinese Communist Puns

How do you get a Chinese communist to defect?

You tie one

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace

📅︎ May 10 2020

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Help my cat is turning into a Chinese Communist!

It keeps mentioning Mao

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👤︎ u/ooglyEyes

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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I think my grandmother was inspired by the Chinese Communist Party.

Whenever I visited, I only got to see the good china.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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Did you hear about that Chinese Doctor who was only treating communists?

He was sued for Maopractice

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👤︎ u/4licks

📅︎ Sep 03 2016

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What did communist Chinese use to ride up mountains?

A MAOuntain bike

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👤︎ u/h3llhound

📅︎ Nov 22 2016

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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"

"For drinking." replies the cop.

"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 08 2020

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Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.

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👤︎ u/Divine_ICBM

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches

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👤︎ u/puranjay1432

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

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👤︎ u/90eight

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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