Charcuterie Meat Puns

Yeah I know meat and cheese isn't Kosher. 😅 I don't eat non-Kosher meats but I do mix meat and dairy. So with that being said...what are some good Kosher meats?

I do live kinda close to a Kosher grocery store, so I'm open to hearing both speciality items and stuff you can find at a regular grocery store!

Also, you could totally make a charcuterie board Kosher by using vegan cheese, so hopefully this thread will also be of interest to people who keep 100% Kosher.

When we can't complain that there's no dried meat on a charcuterie board, we must complain of other things.

Remember that the sub only allows you to pay homemade, or I ate as a tag, and many people who put in the effort that this requires, even not all of it is ackshually homemade, want to express that effort was put in even if some of it is artfully arranged store bought food. My grazing/charcuterie boards take a significant amount of time to arrange, even when 100% store bought, because we're still waiting for much to finish aging.

This isn't homemade

Did you make the crackers?!

That's not pretty just because colors

This I can only assume was said alongside a giggle reminiscent of Umbridge

Just one of 100 comments, perhaps, no definitely criticizing the candy corn. Hey, even i have my limits it appears

Looking to make a charcuterie board over the holidays and am looking for the best place to buy prosciutto, Genoa salami etc. TIA!

I'm looking for something like https://us.carnivoreclub.co/ either local to NZ or will deliver to NZ. Surprise / mystery boxes specifically but I'll take what I can get at this point. Bonus points if they do cheeses as well!

Moved from Calgary last year where we had a fantastic Italian market with a big wraparound deli fridge / counter where you'd take a number and basically do the loop with a server to select deli meats / cheeses you wanted which they'd cut and slice to order. We've got something coming up this weekend and want to put together a big charcuterie board.

Any recommendations on where we might find something similar? I know there are places where you can purchase ready-made charcuterie boards but we enjoy customizing and putting them together ourselves.

Thanks!

An odd question, but where I’m from I go to this little Italian deli to get meats for charcuterie or there is this nice grocery store that has a lot of good options (sadly that particular store isn’t in Austin). Do you guys have any favorite places with good meat selections (favorite brands also welcome)