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Caroliner Puns

A list of puns related to "Caroliner"

My chinese wife is so fat

She weighs wonton.

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👤︎ u/TakingAMindwalk
📅︎ Feb 09 2023
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Happy Sweet Caroline Day! And it don’t seem so lonely…

…’cause we fill it up with only TWO

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👤︎ u/TGPianoMan
📅︎ Feb 22 2022
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Testing out a new joke

What song did the broom choose for karaoke?

Sweep Caroline

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👤︎ u/FuzzyRumpton
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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what do you call a festive train?

Caroline

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👤︎ u/The-Memegeneer
📅︎ Oct 16 2021
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What do you call a group of women named Kara standing in a row?

Caroline!

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👤︎ u/falconman478
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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What does GlaDOS do on Christmas?

She goes Caroline.

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👤︎ u/lintmonkey
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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Grandpa joke

(My grandmother's name was Caroline. We're very Anglo.)

"Caroline and I had four kids. We thought about having five, but then we read that every fifth child born in the U. S. is Chinese."

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👤︎ u/TrindadeDisciple
📅︎ Sep 11 2013
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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