A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.

He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.

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👤︎ u/yakir13
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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People who run behind cars get exhausted.

But people who run in front of cars get tired.

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📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Chase after a car you get exhausted

Run in front of a car you get tyred

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📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Car puns are exhausting
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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Last night I dreamed that I was a car muffler. I woke up exhausted!
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👤︎ u/Goodoboy30
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why does my motorcycle keep falling asleep?

Because it's two tired

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📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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A man who runs in front of a car gets tired,

a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.

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👤︎ u/Laroel
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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The Dad Jokes is strong with my 12 y/o son.

My wife: Daddy and I are tired from looking for a car today.

Son: Would you say you are Exhaust-ed!

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👤︎ u/tang81
📅︎ Feb 21 2016
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I’ve been having really weird dreams lately.

Last night I dreamt I was a car muffler.

Woke up exhausted.

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📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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New workout regime.

So I have this new workout plan. I run directly behind cars on the highway. I had to stop because I got exhausted.

So I decided to try and run in front of the cars. And I got tired.

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📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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Dad Joke 2: The Long Con

My SO noticed a black substance on his car's exhaust tip- carbon from the engine. He touched my nose with it and it stuck. He got as much as he could off, but about 15 minutes later his dad pointed out that there was still some left. I worked at it a little, then wrapped my arms around my SO's shoulder. His dad: "I guess you could say you guys are carbon dating.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2015
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My kid is turning into a dad

My 5 year old son is walking behind a car in the parking lot, which was running. His comment: "I am exhausted"

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👤︎ u/mp1845
📅︎ Jul 13 2016
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My dad got me at the car shop

My dad's car has been nothing but problems lately. I was getting new tires for it and the guy said that passat's tend to have an exhaust problem.

My dad said "You're right, this car is making me exhausted"

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👤︎ u/C_cage
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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If you run in front of a car you get tired, if you run behind a car you get exhausted
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📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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if you run in front of a car you get tired, if you run behind a car you get exhausted (x-post Shower Thoughts)
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📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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If you run in front of a car

You will get tired. And if you run behind a car, you will get exhausted

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👤︎ u/meelatalha
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Confucius say:

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Confucius say…

Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired.

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👤︎ u/dohpaz42
📅︎ May 01 2020
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If you run in front of a car you'll get tired...

But if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted!

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👤︎ u/Amd20555
📅︎ Mar 26 2018
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What happened to the man in front of the car?

-He was tired What happened to the man running behind the car? -He was exhausted

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👤︎ u/Rubeva_
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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What's a similarity between a man who runs in front of a car and a man who runs behind a car?

They both need sleep...the man in front of the car gets tired and the man behind the car gets exhausted.

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