My cannibal friend ate a cowboy yesterday.

He said that it tasted kind of cunchry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowerThowers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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Cannibal (definition):

Noun: someone who is fed up with people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gosh_golly_gee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvarjg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Yesterday a clown opened a door for me

IT was such a nice jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yabsterr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a helping hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_epicguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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Two cannibals are having dinner

His friend asked are you enjoying the meal, β€œhaving a ball” . Slow down you are eating too fast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1illiteratefool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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Oldie but goody

Every fight is a food fight....if you're a cannibal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutrageousAd6177
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What causes that vague feeling of unease when you look at an anthropomorphic salad?

The uncanny Hidden Valley effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?

handshakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarjuful_Tabeeb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Turned up late to a cannibal lunch...

Got the cold shoulder :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--keeks--
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Giraffes can never apologize to each other.

It takes them too long to swallow their pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Cold shoulder on a cannibal feast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kikithegoth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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If Walter White were a good person...

the TV series would be called Baking Bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celsotavora
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

One says to the other, β€œI think we got this joke wrong.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterWinchester
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Everyone loves our friend Nate.

Even my dyslexic friend thinks he’s neat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?

A cannibble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I don't trust humanitarians...

...I've known too many vegetarians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cosmic_Cowboy2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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What did the hobbits order at the Italian restaurant?

Fettuccine Al-frodo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorytilidie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One looks up from his dinner. "Does this taste funny to you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Cannibal son, during dinner: Mom, I have to tell you something. I don’t like grandpa.

Cannibal mom: Then try the potatoes instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Why are cannibals so angry?

They're fed up with people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Why did the cannibal always introduce his friends to each other?

Because he liked to have people meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItWasMyWifesIdea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2016
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Taste Funny....

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks at the other and askes, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girzim23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2014
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