What do you call a pig that can't drive?
A road hog
Every time i drive over a railroad crossing I say there's been a train through here recently do you know how I can tell?
It left it's tracks!
Why can't Matthew Mcconaughey drive in Nascar?
They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.
I saw a bumper sticker saying “I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal”
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
Elon Musk just completed his SpaceX warp drive, and Blue Origin can't compete.
He's light-years ahead of the competition now.
Son: Once filled with petrol, I can drive my car for an entire week.
Me: Stop consuming petrol.
"Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can’t be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I’m not dead yet!'”
Why can't Superman ever drive to the top level of the parking garage?
Because he always stays in the Lois Lane
Kill me pls
Kia announces new car you can drive with your phone!!!!!
The iKia!!!!
what kind of car can drive on water?
a Jesus Chrysler
How much information can a skeleton fit into his hard drive?
One terror-byte
Why can't you hire meats to drive trucks?
The steaks are high.
A mime can also drive a real car,
But that goes without saying.
Did you hear nobody in Florida can drive?
They lost their keys.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive a car
Cause she’s dead
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s dead
What kind of car can drive on water?
A Jesus Chrysler.
A mime can still drive a real car, but that goes without saying.
