What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
I can do calf raises just by mooving it.
What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
"Amanda Laurie-Anne"? You can do better than that...
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
What do you call a person who can't hear?
You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
What do you call a bird that can’t eat pork?
Temp Agency: So, can you do retail?
I can’t do good work in Excel without getting compliments,
I really need the validation.
What do you call someone with great hair who can't hold down a job?
A hair-do-well...
[Just thought of that one as I was looking in the mirror.]
Nothing I can do about it
What do you call birds you can recycle?
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" I chuckled, "No son, it wouldn't be right." He sighed...
"Well, at least you could try."
What do you call a cat that can’t breed?
What do you call a bug that can do math
What do you call a broken can opener
What do you call a pig that can't drive?
What do you call a pirate who's mad because he can't pee?
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
What do you call an octopus that can't count?
What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?
What do you call a dinosaur who can no longer fart?
What do you call chips that you can catch?
What do you call a young adult who can’t leave her house due to a pandemic?
This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?
How do you know when someone can't hold their beer?
When they bring a coaster.
Do you know why I can identify with TV Guide?
I used to feel important but now i just have very poor circulation
What do you call more turkeys than you can count?
A Gobbillion. Happy thanksgiving!
What do you call a Jedi that can't get to sleep?
No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.
What do you call a dad that has changed gender and can’t lie?
What do you call paper you can’t trust?
Do you know who can drink 20L of petrol?
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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