What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
What do you call a murderer that can't stop farting?
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
What do you call an alligator who can't get hard?
My wife laughed, "The lottery is a tax on fools who can't do math!" I shrugged and said, "You never know! Anybody can win the lottery." Folding her arms, she asked, "Do you even know the chances of a person winning the lottery?" I shot back, "Yes!! 100%!!"
Which is the bird that can do the things that you can do, as well?
What do you call an Irishman you can leave outside all night in the rain?
Paddy O'Furniture!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
If the arch of your foot keeps hurting and there's nothing you can do about it...
Does that make it your... arch nemesis?
What do you call a stupid person who can’t understand punchlines?
What do you call a guy who can't float?
What is it you use when you want to close a sentence, and, you know stop one thing to start another; I mean how do you bring one sentence to an end so you can start another one, hang on, I’ve found it .
Apologies this was a very difficult period for me.
What do you can a lion's primary toupee?
What do you call a truck driver who knows a lot about the truck but can't read or write fluently?
I can do calf raises just by mooving it.
What do you call a magician who can’t get a boner?
I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
There are so many different things you can do with spaghetti.
It’s mind-blowing to think of all the pasta-bilities.
What do you call an onion that can spit fire?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Single ants can live to be 29 years old. Do you know why?
Because they have little antibodies.
what do you call a canadian who can’t do anything?
What do you call someone who can't stand
What do you call a can opener that's been broken
What did the ninja's dad say when his son asked, "Dad, can you do a backflip?"
Barbie and Ken are continually arguing over who will empty the dishwasher. One day, Ken says "Barbie, I've unloaded the dishwasher every day this week.. can you PLEASE do it just this once?"
What do you call a joke that can help you with your studies?
What do you call a tube you can see things crashing in?
What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
What do you call a goalie so embarrassed that he can’t save anything?
Nothing I can do about it
What do you call a pennant you can't see?
"Amanda Laurie-Anne"? You can do better than that...
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
What do you call a scary icing that you can't get rid of?
What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
What do you call a person who can't hear?
You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.
I was trying to think of a really good punchline. This is as best as I can do
Floyd mayweather, Mike Tyson, Deontay Wilder and Earnie Shavers
What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?
I can’t do good work in Excel without getting compliments,
I really need the validation.
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
What do you call a bird that can’t eat pork?
What do you call a can opener that’s broken?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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