A Camel and I walk into a bar.

Camel: Can I get a straw? Bartender: Sure. Here you go.. Me: Can I get a straw? Bartender: Sorry, that was the last straw.

Camel collapses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codezee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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A baby Camel walks into his parents room at 3am, and asks for a glass of water..

Dad camel says "Another one"..?

"That's the second one this month..!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2022
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3 camels walking in a row...

3 camels walking in a row through the desert...

First one in the line has 2 humps, his name is 'Two-hump"

Next has 1 hump... name is 'One-hump'

Last has no humps... what's his name?

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Humphrey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidfire_puns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?

Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.

Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!

I walked right into that one lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuaquiz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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