What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
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I think we should call all bisexual girls..
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What do you call a pretty girl from Georgia with a limp?
A peach hobbler.
(One of my kids favorites).
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?
Burnadebt
(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What do you call a bunch of girls addicted to cocaine?
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What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a hot Indian girl?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What do you call a girl who can't lie?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What do you call a prehistoric cat girl?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
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︎ May 29 2020
Pregnant wife: What should we call it if itβs a girl?
me: Herbert
pregnant wife: but what if itβs a b-
me: Himbert
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Girl, you can call me coronavirus
Cos I'll take your breath away
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What do you call when cute girls line up for a feast?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?
The classic "chick-flick"
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What do you call an E-girl convention?
A SIMPosium!
(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)
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︎ Mar 20 2020
What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What do you call sex with an anime cat girl?
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︎ Apr 01 2020
What do you call the girl version of Ironman?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What do you call a girl between two posts?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you call a girl who likes puns?
RePUNzel
proceeds to slap knee
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︎ Nov 18 2019
What do you call a Korean high school girl who flights crime in spare time?
Kimchi Possible, obviously
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What do you call a pretty girl in Georgia with a limp?
A peach hobbler.
(This is an original as far as I can tell. Made it up years ago on a car ride across the US with the family. Kids are in college now but still enjoy it.)
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︎ Aug 09 2019
What do you call a girl with no body and no nose?
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︎ Jun 28 2018
What do you call a girl with one leg?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?
Cleavesdropping.
Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.
Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.
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What do you call a French girl with asthma?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
What does a girl who recently had a sex change call herself
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︎ Oct 04 2019
What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?
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︎ Jul 01 2018
What do you call a girl who's very good at human chess and checkers?
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︎ Apr 16 2019
What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?
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︎ Nov 17 2018
What do you call a girl with a leg longer than the other
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︎ Nov 26 2018
What do you call a pretty girl hanging out on a accordion players arm?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
What do you call the girl you go to after your main girl
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︎ Feb 23 2019
What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What do you call a girl who is good at catching fish?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
A girl with no breasts went to music class. The music teacher calls her out for playing the wrong notes.
He told her she was too flat.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
What do you call the bachelorette party of a British girl getting married to an Indian guy?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
What do you call a cannibal that only eats girls?
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︎ Apr 15 2019
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
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What do you call a girl between two posts?
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