To bake a Treabeard cake ...

... is really enticing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JetSetMiner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Never let a miserable man bake a cake.

It'll only end in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drondol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What does a velociraptor need to bake a cake?

http://i.imgur.com/JRyWdug.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahandmadegrin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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i baked my first cake today

it was a piece of cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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This was my first time baking a cake for my son

It was a piece of cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I saw a video of Kanye West baking 300 cakes at once.

No one man should have all that flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why do the french only use one egg when baking a cake?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Help me guys! I tried to film a cake being baked, with my new camera, but when I turned on the oven, it broke

I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box

Edit: corrected a typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielnm1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I Dad-Joked my Dad while baking a cake

Dad: Shouldn't we get the mixer out to make the batter? Mine: Nah. Let's whisk it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fancynerrd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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I got my wife while baking a cake last night

She was using a funnel to make holes in the cake for a "poke" cake.

Wife: The funnel is filling up with cake

Me: I guess that makes it a funnel cake then

The sound of disappointment she made was all the approval I'll ever need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrpn17w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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What do you call a cake baked by a garden implement?

Hoemade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROBOEMANCIPATOR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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So my wife was baking some cakes and almost forgot to add the egg whites.

Wife: Wow, thank god i noticed before I put it in the oven.

Me: Yeah, thats no yolk

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2013
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The thing about baking a wedding cake is...

...whether it goes well or not, it always ends in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h2g2_researcher
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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A man enters into a baking competition

And realizes that his cake batter was not turning out right. After a moment of panic, he had a sudden realization and placed the whole mixing bowl, whisk and all, into the oven. After 20 minutes he took the whole thing out and served it to the judges. Understandably, he got last place. When he met up with his family afterwards, his wife asked, β€œwhat were you thinking?” The man replied, β€œI don’t know, but it was a whisk I was willing to bake.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleBatteries
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Where does the time go

Me: Baking a cake this morning. Husband coming in from mowing: OMG how did it get to be 3:50 already!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wendymarie37
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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The Bakery (It’s a story)

So I went to a bakery right. I wanted a cake for a friends party. When I asked for a red velvet (his fave) they said they didn’t have any. Well that kinda put me in a sour mood to be honest. One of the bakers pulled me aside and told me he could make one for me. This man really rose to the occasion and saved my day. He even cut the fee (It was the yeast they could do) and I didn’t rye about the wait. I mean if someone is baking you a cake personally I doughnut think you can complain. At the end of the day I got my cake and that was that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSleepyWulf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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13 months into being a father and watching a baking show

Wife: Baking is such an art. Me: I think it's more of a science... Wife: but... Me [cutting her off]: being artistic is just the icing on the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King-Coopa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Dad-joked my mum

We were baking two cakes for a friend. My mum asked me to check the temperature of the recipes. I put my hand on one of the recipe books and said: "Hmmm, feels to be about room temperature".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorShuggah
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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Handy baking tip.

If there's one thing I know about baking, it's never ask a gangster to ice the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SBNC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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On Sundays when my dad brings home breakfast desserts from the bakery...

Me: "Hey Dad, what's in the box?"

Dad: "That box? Nah that's just a box of trash! I found it on the side of the road!"

Me: "Really! C'mon Dad, whatcha get?"

Dad: "I'm telling you, it's a box of trash!"

My dad has never failed to use this line any time he gets that mysterious white box of baked goods (be it crumb cake, donuts, or cinnamon buns), and it's never failed to make me run immediately to the box to see what was really in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marzi725
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2013
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Baking

I was at a friend's house and we were baking a cake. Friend had poured the batter into the pan and was banging it down on the counter to get it to flatten out.

Me: "You think there's a less noisy way to do that?"

Friend's dad (from the living room): "You making a pound cake?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itches
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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Breakfast at work

So I brought in kolaches to the office this morning for breakfast. For those that don't know, they're basically bread rolls filled with egg, cheese and whatever else you want. One of my coworkers started talking about how they reminded him of some kind of cake "with M&Ms in it."

Except English isn't his first language, so he was saying it a little weird.

Him: "You can't bake a cake with M&M in it."

Me: "'Cause you'd kill him."

There was absolutely no reaction whatsoever, so I can't tell if people were just ignoring my awful joke or if just nobody heard me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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Washing dishes with my dad

I was washing dishes with my dad, and had cleaned ~4 plates caked with egg residue on them. "How long have these been dirty?" I asked. A few minutes later I was washin a baking pan and it was impossible to get the leftover food off of it. Aggravated, I exclaimed "What did you make on here, eggs too?!"

My dad said "No, those are still from eggs one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waayzii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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The Classic

Setting: you're at a children's birthday party. There is a cake on a counter next to you when a dad approaches you. taps you on the shoulderand says "baked that cake for me? "laughs to himself like the comic genius he is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thwarp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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