A list of puns related to "C Shell"
She sells sea-shells by the sea shore.
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
It becomes a shell of its former self.
Shall we jump? Yes, we shell.
I'll see my way out
Snails are better shells men.
They keep telling me I have an eggs-cellent future ahead of me if I would just break out of my shell.
Because.....
It wasn't a-fish-shell
The yolk?
Nope, the shell because it always cracks up.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Puns
Me: Hey, have you seen the last east episode of TMNT?
Friend: Yeah, I have! It was turtally awesome!
Me: ...Are you seriously gonna keep reusing that one, or should I expect something new? You’ve been using that one for awhile.
Friend: Oh, I’m sorry, do you want me to shell out some more puns? I’ve got a million of 'em, folks! I’ll be here all week!
Me: sighs in exasperation
My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,
All it did was make them a bit sluggish
well, I finally lost it... I was just in a store and saw a man whose cart was FULL to the brim with hand sanitizers, toilet paper, soaps... You know everything that people desperately need right now!!! I called him a greedy bastard, and told him he should be freaking ashamed of himself! He said " are you done? Cuz I really need to get back to stocking the shells now"
What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!
I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!
Have you heard of that new movie, “Constipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.
I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said “No, doc, it’s dis knee.”
Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.
When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.
What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!
I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."
Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.
Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.
What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!
What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!
Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!
How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!
19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.
My friend told me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, “Yeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”
How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!
What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. “Taken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)
How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.
If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.
I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.
I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.
Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!
What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon
Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem
... keep reading on reddit ➡He was running a Shell corporation.
Snail slides into a Tesla dealership after seeing Elon Musk on TV. Inches his way up to a salesperson. Snail asks to go on a test drive, the sales person shrugs, says sure, why not. It's been a slow day.
After it's over, snail is impressed. "I gotta get one of these!
Saleswoman asks if he can afford it. He is, after all, a snail. Snail retreats into his shell comes out with a wad of cash, the exact amount for the car.
"Yeah lady, I can pay! Can I get it customized?"
The woman says of course, but it'll cost more. Snail whips out more dough.
Snail says "Paint it with pink S's all over the vehicle!"
The saleswoman says sure and asks why.
The snail says "When I'm driving around, I want people to say 'WOW! Look at that fast, pink electric S-car go!'"
The mermaid replied "I grew out of my B-shells"
To get to the Shell station.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
'Cause he was shell-fish.
I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.
After all, the world is my oyster!
To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish
Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.
My family was having a burger night and I improvised some groaners:
Q - How does it sound when your cousin drives an ambulance?
A - Neeeenaaaaa-neeeeenaaaaa! (There is a cousin called Nina)
Q - How do you know when your cousin is coming to visit?
A - they ring the Issa-belle! (Yip, you guessed it there is a cousin called Issabelle)
Q - What does a dinosaur say to offer you a hot drink?
A - Would you like some tea, Rex? (Hate to over explain and ruin the joke but just in case - Rex )
Then during bathtime:
Q - When a crab goes to jail where do they lock him up?
A - A jail shell. (there was a decorative jar of shells there which I used as a muse for this piece)
Q - How does a daddy cow clean himself at night?
A - In a bub-bull bath. (Just came to me)
Q - What does an astronaut use in the bath?
A - A space cloth. (this one didn't really land but I stand by it)
Q - What do you use to wash your hair in the toilet?
A - Sham-poo (low hanging fruit but this one absolutely killed)
A soldier drags a power cable across a battlefield. He is leading the charge.
A stray bullet breaks the cable and the soldier gets electrocuted. He was shell shocked.
The soldier starts flailing, hitting another soldier. He was charged with assault.
The charge jumps to Soldier 2 on contact. It became assault and battery.
Because they are shell fish!!
You make me feel so spe-SHELL.
In a nut shell, it's an oak tree
rule 6 compliance section: >!It's an aluminum-shelled resistor. The person trying to escape would be a resistor, but would be put in a car, which are about 9 percent aluminum, if this shitty article I found online is to be believed: https://auto.howstuffworks.com/under-the-hood/auto-manufacturing/5-materials-used-in-auto-manufacturing3.htm the car would be the metal shell.!<
>!also I found online that walking at 5 km/h takes around 100W of energy, so I went with 200W because I figured trying to escape the police while prone probably takes around double the effort.!<
Hawking shells encasing fish.
Because she outgrew B shells..
You're Egg-Shell-Ant.
I thought I'd take off the shell to make them faster, but it just made them sluggish.
She had good Fin&shells
I wonder what the shell happened to it
Look for shell-ter
Because they're just a hollow shell of what they used to be.
I'm a fairly new dad and my wife was chopping up walnuts:
Me: my respect for walnuts has really changed for the better recently.
Wife: (looks at me funny...) Why?
Me: they've really come out of their shell...
There was an audible groan and sadly, I had to high five myself..
he took off his shell so he would be faster but in the end he just felt a bit sluggish
Because she can’t fit in D shells
I said, "No thank you. You can just leave the eggs inside the shells."
It's a shell company.
I'd name her Miss Shell Obama.
I'm trying to get him out of his shell
But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!
Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.
they become shells of their former selves.
He’s shell shocked
he shell-ebrates
A homeless shell-ter.
When things got heated, they say he really popped when he came out of his shell.
It helps them get out of their shell.
Dad dropped this exquisite cringe as we drove by.
They set up shell corporations.
Because a D-shell bra would be too big for her.
He told them all to go to Shell
He had finally broken out of his shell
Help, I'm trapped in a nut shell!
Me: "I wonder where they are going."
Him: "They're probably heading to the nearest Shell station."
...that it wasn't healthy to keep eating entire eggs, shells and all. "Just give it up for 40 days in the spring, and I bet you'll feel better."
The actor took his advice, and returned after 40 days.
"How was it?" the doctor asked.
Sean Connery smiled. "Eggshell-Lent!"
A coworker and I were talking about how turtles act when they're on their shells and how some people do it them on purpose. Coworker says, "it's sort of like cow tipping. Have you ever tipped a cow?" And I shook my head and said, "I've never even been served by a cow." He then punched me in the face and walked far, far away from me.
Ok I might have embellished that very last part.
I was in line at Subway and this older man was in front of me. He looked back and said, "Do you know why mermaids wear sea shells on their chests? Because "B" shells are too small and "D" shells are too big."
I gave him a chuckle and a "That's a good one".
I need help coming up with a pun for my son's Easter art project. He has done a shop window display using three egg shells as vases in a window box up front. It needs a catchy title based on eggs and shops. Best I've come up with is 'Yolk-al Village Store'.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big!
Technically one my mom was fond of telling, but it fits.
After the fireworks, we were gathering up our things to leave. She asked if her new turtle was OK. I picked up its little carrier, peered inside, and said, "It looks a little shell-shocked."
When i got home my daughter was peeling eggs for dinner. I stood next to her staring at the egg being shelled intently.
"Having fun?"
"Oh yes, this is very a-peeling."
I got groans all around
Turtley. Dolphinately. For shark. Shell yeah. Tanks, but no tanks. Water you talking about? Not on porpoise.
My youngest daughter had a developmental disability as a toddler. As a result, she was very withdrawn and functionally mute until the age of four. I made up a joke and taught it to her in an attempt to get her to open up a little. It worked.
Me: What does the dog say?
Her: Woof!
Me: What does the cat say?
Her: Meow!
Me: What does the cow say?
Her: Eat More Chikin!
Thanks, Chik-Fil-A, for helping to bring my baby girl out of her shell.
The turtle that was swimming there swam away, frightened. Guess he was shell shocked.
http://imgur.com/a/YLSp3
Yes, for the record, it's actually a peanut shell
Me: ::starring blankly while eating dinner:: Wife: Are you just shell shocked at the price?
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
Because B shells are too small. And D shells are too big.
she sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
Cos they grew out of their b shells!
Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! 🦀🐠
Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big.
Because she can't fit into D-shells.
Because “B” shells are too small and “D” shells are too big.
Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big.
Because d shells are too big.
Because their breasts are too big for B shells!
In a nut shell, it's an oak tree.
To get to the SHELL station
Because they grew out of their B shells.
He really came out of his shell
Because B shells are too small
Because she can’t fit D-shells
Because B shells are too small
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