My daughter was pretending to be a poorly butterfly, my wife said β€œcan’t you fly”…

My response… β€œI can’t believe your just butter”

Groan.

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what did the butterfly say before leaving its cocoon?

Imago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elon___
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2022
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How do you make a butterfly?

Put it in a Gucci butter holder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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Saw a butterfly with no wings.

Poured a Redbull on it. Problem solved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobScholar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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What is Iron Butterfly’s favorite cheese?

In-a-gadda-Velveeta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pookells
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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The butterfly in its natural habitat
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?

Because it was a Moth Ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkarba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2021
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Why did the butterfly have such a hard time with his marriage?

He didn’t get along with his moth-er-in-law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Muhammad Ali: Float like a butterfly

Jellyfish: Done

Muhammad Ali: sting like a bee

Jellyfish: I am nailing this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!

IT DROWNED.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What’s the opposite of Butterfly?

MargarineWalk

Edit: I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnkyhunter31
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I sleep on a cushion made of butterfly larva.

It's a caterpillow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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The butterfly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a butterfly who lost a wing?

A butterfloat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_A_B_Movie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Just a couple of ButterFly tattoos you might enjoy. (My wife and I)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fallinfrog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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This year’s theme for Burning Man is β€œMetamorphoses”. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterchiefpetty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What did the butterfly say when it got attacked?

I butterfly away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My friend said he's a butterfly

I asked him since when can butter fly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juriq1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Look at the butterfly!

throws butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Butterfly

https://imgur.com/gallery/X8HJ9Qe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbryan_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My friend bet me Β£100 that I couldn't do an impression of a butterfly.

I thought that's worth a flutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedaddy71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do New Guinea butterfly babies call their dads?

Papua pupa papas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiandi
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Since emerging from her cocoon, the butterfly was constipated

I guess she was a bad pupa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anjelloe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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After an argument I apologized to my wife for giving her all the butterfly kisses.

I told her I was just lashing out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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butterfly themed name puns

Okay, punmeisters. I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.

Here's what I have so far:

Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)

Coco Oon (Cocoon)

Poppy Ong (Papillon?)

Larry Va (Larva)

Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly

...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.

This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globgob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2013
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How do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterly?

betterfly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnagnone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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My kid said she didn't know how to make a butterfly.

I said I know how to make a butter fly. You throw it.

My wife almost laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavalashlol
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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There was a dance, but butterfly was not there.

It was a mothball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulsk2008
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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It's a butterfly!

It's a butterfly! https://imgur.com/gallery/b8T6P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJesusSkull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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There was a dance, but the butterfly wasn't there.

It was a Moth Ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weebo14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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