Butterfingered Puns

A list of puns related to "Butterfingered"

Butterfingers and M&Ms are okay...

... but Mars Bars and Milky Way are out of this world!

(Not a great joke, but I've found its good for a few Snickers)

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👤︎ u/DrFurball
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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👤︎ u/chrisoatkins
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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My roommate was eating Butterfingers

And he dropped it on the floor. Immediately I respond with: "Wow. Looks like you really have... butterfingers."

Queue groaning by all in the apartment.

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👤︎ u/Uldyr
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.

I have Butterfingers.

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👤︎ u/bhjeff
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you get with a bag of popcorn?

Free butterfingers.

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👤︎ u/sandyfinns
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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