Butterfingers and M&Ms are okay...

... but Mars Bars and Milky Way are out of this world!

(Not a great joke, but I've found its good for a few Snickers)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrFurball
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said β€œKit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My roommate was eating Butterfingers

And he dropped it on the floor. Immediately I respond with: "Wow. Looks like you really have... butterfingers."

Queue groaning by all in the apartment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uldyr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.

I have Butterfingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhjeff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you get with a bag of popcorn?

Free butterfingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandyfinns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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