I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
Woman to Butcher: People who sell meat are gross...
Butcher to Woman: People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.
They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.
A friend of mine works at a butcher shop. Here are some of the signs he's made for the store. (x-post /r/meat)
Album here: http://imgur.com/a/yc3yJ
A Dalmatian stole meat from a local butcher shop.
Don't worry. The suspect has been spotted.
A guy walks into a butchers and admires the mans meat...
“That’s a nice bit of a ham you have there. It’d be a shame if there was an s at the beginning of it and an e at the end.”
How do you greet at Muslim cured meats butcher ?
Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer
My local Butchers closed down the ither day. It is clear that they failed to make ends Meat.
I got into an argument with my butcher as he was measuring some meat.
He said he was going to tare me a new one.
Our butcher shop just flooded. We had to move all of the meat to the top shelf...
...and the steaks have never been higher.
I went to the butcher at my local deli. He said he had the best meats.
I said do you want to bet on it? He said sad no, the steaks were to high.
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
I knew this butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder
He got a little behind in his work
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work
What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed up into the meat grinder?
he got a little behind in his work.
A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher that sat on his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
They say he got a little behind in his work!
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
Did you hear about the butcher who fell backwards into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder
He got a little behind in his work
A butcher backed up into his meat grinder...
...and got a little behind in his work.
Why couldn't the butcher reach the meat?
The steaks were too high...
I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"
What happened to the butcher that backed up into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Why did the butcher get upset when he backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little "behind" in his work!
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work ...
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