So I bought her a candle.
So I get her a candle.
I hope she likes the candles I bought her.
...she's very incense-itive.
Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.
Cannot believe Gaviscon
He used hotkeys.
So I got her the night before Christmas DVD box set...I kinda wanted an extra copy for my mom
"If I use enough gasoline it will."
She accused me of gaslighting her.
When the doctor walks in the man notices how buff he is. This doctor is SWOLE.
The exam begins and after some time the muscular physician cannot stop bringing up the weather.
"Hotter than normal this time of year, don't you think?"
"There's a storm coming in this weekend."
On and on he goes.
After this continues for some time the man asks, "why do you keep talking about the weather? This has nothing to do with it burning when I pee."
"My apologies," said the doctor. "I'm a Meaty Urologist."
It must have been a lighter shade of blue.
🔥 I should have used Aloha temperature 🔥
Authorities still haven’t determined how the fire started,but they say one of the residents of the Cathedral has a hunch.
...does that mean I wouldn't be a good fireman?
she said it became a barbie-q
https://preview.redd.it/ya66vdwflmf81.png?width=851&format=png&auto=webp&s=edcaf215210565d07c15b5c0999c5647dfaa524d
Now my business is toast.
The LAVAtory
its an ex-box
He said: “uh oh, sounds like urine trouble”
but they're just ignoring the fax.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me! Never trust an atom, they make up everything! Long fairy tales do tend to drag on! I made a pun about the wind, but it blows! I had a pizza joke, but it was too CHEESY! I know a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition! Don't discuss infinity with your math teacher, they'll go on forever! The ability to fly would be so uplifting! My friend's bakery burned down, now it's toast! I was gonna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind! german food jokes are the wurst! My local A.T.M stopped working and it doesn't make any cents! I miss my childhood friend and he misses me, but our aim is getting better! My friend found out she was colorblind, it came out of the orange for her! What did the duck say when she purchased some new lipstick? Put it on my bill! Towels can't tell jokes, they have dry senses of humor. What did the buffalo say to his son going away to college? Bison! What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! What's the U.S.A's favorite soda?Mini soda! The bicycle couldn't be ridden because it was two tired! The car wasn't up for being driven because it was completely exhausted!
I wouldn't look in to it
The man of steel learned the hard way that you can't have your cape and heat it, too.
I said, “That’s Heinz sight for you.”
I guess you could say I was saving it for a rainy day.
The strength of your grip.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
But it sucks
Strong OP onion
It was a [sic] burn.
I hear there's plenty of room for upward mobility.
Cos it got mugged
She was a master of de-skys.
They're calling it cereal arson.
Nothing… It’s on the house.
“Dad, did you know that Q burned down a building?“, he said.
For the 3rd time, son,” I continue, “It’s R son.”
It gives him heart burn.
So i bought her a candle.
So I bought her a candle.
So I bought her a candle.
