Two coats hung next to eachother at a Burlington coat factory. One said to the other, "Can you beleive I'm 100% polyester?"

The other said, "I could be suede."

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📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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Working today got hit by a surprise dad joke.

I work at Burlington Coat factory and was assigned to work in the shoe department today. A kid comes up and it goes like this.

Me:Is there anything I can help you with today sir?

Kid:No I don't think so

Suddenly a wild Dad appears form a blind corner

The Dad: Yeah he could use some style.

Me: Well I can't help with that right now but I can sure help with shoes

The Dad: Oh alright. Thank you. Have a good day. It was nice shoe meet you

Made my night.

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