They've discovered a breed of oxen that is genetically identical from one generation to the next, each one an almost exact copy of the one that came before except for some slight degradation.
what do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?
If you haven’t heard of the french cheese loving bear breed, you really should have.
It’s probably the most Camembert of all.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog... buildings can’t jump
I used to breed 3-legged horses
I kept them in the unstable
Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?
Never knew this breed existed
What's the dog breed that is addicted to internet?
My experiment of cross breeding a hen with a Slinky has failed...
Alas, I've no spring chicken!
What do you get when you breed a cantaloupe with a Scottish Sheepdog?
What do you call a cat that can’t breed?
Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!
They named it Don Quixote.
Why dont eagles and eels breed?
I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
Nobody cares about Golden Retrievers
Hairdressers are the most corrupt breed...
They're always making shortcuts
I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didn’t recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhinoceros?
What are scientists favorite dog breed?
Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
Because it’s too wet to woo.
Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
Apparently, there's a big market for an expensive breed of cow that only eats marijuana plants.
what do you call a dog breed, bred to hear really well?
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?
My mate
An old friend of mine decided one day that he would have a go a keeping chickens. So he bought a hen house and his first chicken along with very handsome Cockerell Three weeks later his chicken had laid a clutch of eggs and the old hatched out successfully but one little chick just kept growing and growing. He took it to the vet who assured him that although rare for that particular breed there was nothing to worry about After two years this chicken was five foot nine and weighed in at ten stone three pounds. So my mate had what he thought was a brilliant idea. He hitched the chicken to the front of his car and decided he would train the chicken to pull him in the car. This went on for about a month and my mate had saved a fortune in petrol costs. Then one day as he was travelling to work the hitching rope snapped and the chicken was away up the motorway never to be seen again. My mate was distraught and stuck in the middle lane. The police eventually came out and said "What's the problem Sir?". My mate, by now in floods of tears because of his loss said "My big hens gone!"
Elaborate, what's your favorite dog breed ?
My uncle's wife started a pet store that specialized in one breed of dog only...
She closed due to terrier-able sales.
Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits
I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience
Why wasn’t the horse interested in breeding in the barn?
He was more hoping for a stable relationship.
What is the result of breeding two redhead bakers?
Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
What's the saddest breed of dog?
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.
What is Edgar Allen Poe's favorite breed of dog?
TV Narrator* This is a mallard. A mallard is a dabbling duck that breeds throughout the world. This one is in search of a mate. A female will lay 8 to 13 eggs.
I’m going to stop working and start breeding horses.
What Breed of Dog is Always Sad?
What do get when a bulldog and a shitzu Breed?
My uncle used to breed and sell parakeets...
they were flying off the shelves but he switched to chickens and they didn't take off. So he tried ducks and then it was all bills, bills, bills.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings can’t jump.
Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
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