6 Hilarious Bonnes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a zombie that owes money?

The Walking Debt

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📅︎ Dec 31 2022

What did the French husband say to the French wife after they had a conversation as they always do about their adorable kittens?

"I love our little chats!"

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👤︎ u/eagleboy444

📅︎ May 07 2022

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Why did the Frenchman decide to have only one egg with breakfast?

Because one egg was un oeuf

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👤︎ u/Tjohn184

📅︎ Jul 01 2022

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I'm not a fan of German sausages

They're the wurst.

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👤︎ u/MrPenisWhistle

📅︎ Aug 28 2022

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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites.

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot

📅︎ Aug 14 2022

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Need help coming up with a Pun

I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.

A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.

The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?

Thanks so much!

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👤︎ u/g0th1k4

📅︎ Nov 07 2016

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