I’m too dumb to make a body pun myself so I’ll just leave this here.
When you die and donate you body to science...
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
I used to not like my body hair
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
I used to hate body hair...
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.
Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google search results.
The sculptor was going to make a full body statue
But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.
When you die, what part of your body goes to heaven first?
Your feet, because God takes your soul
Where do large sea mammals go to get their body mass measured?
I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop working?
Your pupils because they dilate...
If we can go to the gym for body building
Why can't we go to the hospital for anti body building?
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back
I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.
Maybe I should quit while I’m a head.
What did the lion say to the zoo keeper that shaved its body bald but kept the mane?
When people comment on my gaining weight, I like to call my Dad body.
A funeral home got busted for raffling dead bodies off to med schools.
Police said it was a dead giveaway.
I’m addicted to ordering cheap body sprays from other countries because of the smell.
I love foreign axe scents.
I confessed to my family today that, “When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body."
I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...
But then I found out that would be massage-ony.
I was going to sculpt a human out of clay. I got the lower body and torso but ran out at the shoulders.
I would kill to see a dead body.
So I killed two birds with one stone.
BREAKING NEWS: The man who wrote the hokey pokey died today, according to officials they struggled getting him into the body bag because they put his right leg in, then his right leg out, in out in out they shook it all about.
The secret to having a smoking hot body in old age?
What did one body of water say to the other on Christmas day?
I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions
I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?
It took a lot of balls for my friend to go on the Reality TV show called “Embarrassing Bodies.”
Do people know what to call a person with no body and no nose?
I'm pretty sure nobody knows (better spoken than in text)
When you die and donate your body to science...
When you die, which part of your body is the last to die?
If I had to get rid of one part of my body, I'd get rid of my spine.
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back.
When you die, which part of the body is the last one to stop working?
What part of your body is the last to die?
Your eyes, cause they dilate
I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body
What’s the last part of your body to die?
The eyes, because they DILATE
After you die, what part of the human body is the last to stop working?
Your pupils; they dilate.
When I was young I used to feel like a man trapped in a women’s body...
After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop functioning?
Your pupils. They dilate.
After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop working...?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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