Bizkit Puns

A list of puns related to "Bizkit"

Did you hear that Limp Bizkit vocalist Fred Durst has opened an Italian restaurant?

He did it for the gnocchi.

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👤︎ u/GrumpyCatStevens
📅︎ Oct 08 2022
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Why is Limp Bizkit the Germans' favorite drinking music?

They have Durst

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👤︎ u/johanssjoberg
📅︎ Oct 01 2022
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Mothers around the country keep sinking their teeth into Limp Bizkit’s frontman

Another mom bites the Durst.

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👤︎ u/smitemight
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy

and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"

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👤︎ u/nexus9
📅︎ Sep 08 2017
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Why did O not like Q?

Because he doesn't wear briefs!

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👤︎ u/NotUrUsualIdiot
📅︎ Jan 29 2023
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What's a dominatrix's favorite band?

Gimp Bizkit

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👤︎ u/pennywisedacloud
📅︎ Feb 25 2023
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Have you heard about the duck who tried cocaine?

Yeah, he’s all quacked out right now.

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👤︎ u/NewtypeRimu
📅︎ Dec 26 2022
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Saw an old Cracker walking on the street with a sprained ankle.

He is Limp Bizkit.

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👤︎ u/Jay-ay
📅︎ Sep 09 2021
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