Bingata Puns

Anyone ever hit the drones flying over head?

Hi everyone. I am very interested in Okinawa culture. I have a long list of cultural and historic sites to visit, events to attend and things to experience during my 9 day stay. I will be seeing people wearing traditional clothing at performances, concerts, a festival and tea ceremony, but I would like to see the work of a professional closer up. Is there anywhere (preferably in Naha) where I can see bingata techniques used, a Ryukyu kimono shop, or anything similar?

I have no interest in seeing this in a tourist set-up such as Ryukyu Mura and the like, and I don’t want to try my hand at it myself, I would like to see the work of an artist in a more serious setting. I don’t mind if it’s a shop, personal workshop, a display collection, etc. as long as it’s aimed more at Okinawa locals rather than foreigners.

Thank you for any help I can get!

I.e. Bingata Bowl shows the Emerald Diamond logo, and vice versa.

And why is it swagger center?

I'm kidding.

But for real, of the ballparks in this game which one is the one you guys like the least? Is it due to aesthetics? Dimensions? Or just features of the park?

For me, after playing for a bit now, my least favorite ballpark has to be swagger center. I understand it's one of the he original parks but the place has really weird walls. For me that park is where my home runs go to die. I'll think I absolutely crush one and it bounces off the top of the wall back to the outfield or hit a liner that bounces off that one wall in right center.

Swagger center...I hate, almost, every inch of you...

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But let me give it a shot.

Hey, Where is the Bingata Bowl located?