Big Ten Puns

A class of third graders are sitting down at their desks one morning when their teacher walks in.

“Good morning class, today we’ll be working on our English. Can someone use the word Fascinate in a sentence for me?”

Little girl in the front row raises her hand high, squirming in her seat. “The stars last night were fascinating.”

Teacher looks at her and says,”Close, I want you to use the word Fascinate.”

A boy near the middle of the room stands up and says,”I’m fascinated by the ocean and it’s creatures.”

“That’s still not the answer I’m looking for.” The teacher says. “Can anyone give me an example of Fascinate in a sentence.”

A quiet boy in the back stands up, clears his throat and says,”My grandmother came over last night wearing her new dress. It has ten buttons in the the front but her boobies are so big she can only fasten eight of them.”

1. What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty!
2. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
3. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
4. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Wow, it was tense!
5. All my lamps are gone... and I couldn't be more de-lighted!
6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
7. Chemists give the best advice, they've got all the solutions.
8. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
9. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
10. I had to make these bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!