My son kept crying and wouldn't stop even when I handed him a teddy.

He was un-bear-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Antelope-830
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2023
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What's the point of being attracted to multiple genders anyway?

At the end of the day you're always gonna end up being bi yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZenyX-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2023
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[OC] What Did The Buffalo Say To His Son When He Left?

Nothing, bison lack the neural control over their vocal tract muscles to properly configure them for speech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gkaplan59
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2022
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How do you catch a lesbian

You set a booby trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Medi0cre_atb3st
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2022
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I think the cashier at the grocery store is into me.

She was checking me out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PartTimePOG
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2022
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Met the Manager for the first time, gave him a dad joke, now I'm the favorite

BACK STORY:
So I got a new job through one of my good friends, and while working with him I shook hands with my boss Chad, awesome guy. As we were making small talk I was stuttering a bit, and my good friend, Neil, loves messing with me about it.
Me: Yeah, that sounds g-g-great
Neil: T-T-TODAY JUNIOR, jeez can your mouth ever talk straight?
Chad: Hey it's legal now so if his mouth wants that, it's none of my business and more power to him.
Me: But my mouth is bi
Neil:Bi what?
Me: Bi my nose

Chad laughed hard, this will be a great job. More dad jokes to come, I'm sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SendMeASmile
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2015
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A son went to his father

He said, "Dad, what if I like cows AND bulls?" The father replied, "It's okay, I do too. We're bi, son." A dad joke, metaphorically and literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MASrocks1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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