One of the best things you can do for your mental health is to stare at pieces of dried fruit.
It's fantastic for raisin awareness.
What's the best thing about being a test tube baby?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus! 🇨🇭
What kind of birds are the best at building things?
Cranes!
(Courtesy of my ten-year-old son. I'm one proud dad.)
I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"
"Ammonia cleaner." She replied.
I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here."
From my dad at my bday dinner: what are the 2 best things about having Alzheimer’s?
You can buy and wrap your own surprise presents. And you’re constantly making new friends.
What kind of crow holds on the shiny things the best?
A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: “And what is the best thing about being 103?” the reporter asked.
The woman simply replied, “No peer pressure.”
What is the best whiskey to drink when things go wrong?
Do you know the best thing about Elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels
Do you know whats the best thing about dead batteries?
What’s the best thing about leaving a German Deli?
You’re leaving the wurst behind you.
Hat tip to my son for the joke. He’ll make a great dad someday.
What's the best and the worst thing about a petrol station run by cannibals?
Kid: "Dad, whats the best thing you made with Legos?"
What's the best thing about Matt Gaetz jokes?
What's the best thing about dating a geologist?
What’s the best thing to wear for a court ?
What’s the best thing to ever come from Oklahoma?
What's the best thing about dying in an outhouse?
You get interred right away!
What’s the best thing about a Buddhist casino?
The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Well...the flag's a big plus.
One of the best things about living in Switzerland is its flag
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
What's the best thing about the Red Cross?
Well, the logo is a big plus.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus
The best thing about living in switzerland?
Well, the flag's a big plus!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know either, but the flag is a big plus…
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know but their flag is a big plus
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
In my opinion it's the flag, it's a great plus.
Best thing about immigrating to Switzerland?
Well for starters the flag is a big plus...
What's the best thing about being a test tube baby?
You get a womb with a view.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus....
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the best thing to wear to court?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I'm not sure but the flag is a big plus
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