Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
(credit: Groucho Marx)
I told my wife that a dog is a mans best friend
"Shame you don't have any friends" she said
I bought a dog today and my mum asked me “Was it the best dog there? Was it A1?”
I replied “No. it was a K 9”
What’s the best thing to put on a hot dog?
Water, to cool him down.
The hamburger was losing the race against the hot dog to become the best barbeque meat...
but he mustard the energy to ketchup and win!
What’s the best thing about emotional support dogs?
They’re always kind enough to ask you if you’re having a ruff day
What is the best occupation for a dog?
A woofer.
Where's the best place to keep a dog that's too loud?
The roof
If you want to prove that dog is truly mans best friend
Lock up your dog and wife in the boot of your car for an hour and see who's happiest to see you when you let them out
Ever notice how all the best Danish people are dogs?
All the great danes I know have 4 paws and a tail
Adam is my best friend; he's like a loyal dog..
He always sticks around, even when life's rough rough
Which type of dog is the best poet?
A Weimar-rhymer.
What's the best way to eat a hot dog?
With relish.
What kind of bread is best for a vegetarian hot dog?
PETA.
Why are dogs the best wingmen?
Because they love chasin' tail.
What's the best way to advertise to dogs?
Pawduct placement
Why is a dog the best choice to be last in a wagon train?
Because they always have their tail waggin'.
What's the best product to use on a dog with dandruff?
Head and Four Shoulders.
Outside of a dog, a man’s best friend is a book.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend
Inside a dog it’s too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
