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Hey all! Former norcalgirl1822 and tiredaf2334 here. I got a new phone after mine broke and I was using a throwaway so I couldn’t get back in. So, heed my warning and link your profiles to email addresses!
Anyway, as always, please help if I forgot anything! I worked on this while I’ve been out of the Reddit game.
Maci
Current pets: 2 dogs (Boxers Bonnie and Clyde)
Deceased/Given away: Dog Henry (pretty sure Kyle kept him).
Ryan
Current pets: 1 dog (King Charles cavalier Chance)
Has a history of killing cats and threatened to kill Maci’s dogs
Farrah
Current pets: 3 Dogs (Billionaire, Book, and Cupcake)
Deceased/Given away: Miniature horse Starburst (living with Michael), dog Candy (given away), dog Stitch (given away), dog Blue (died after allegedly being tossed outside), hamster (unknown fate)
Amber
Current pets: Unknown number of dogs, Cat Mammoth
Deceased/Given away: Dog Herman (Rottweiler, given away), Dog Madison (English mastiff, dead of natural causes)
Gary
Current pets: Multiple spite chickens
Catelynn and Tyler
Current pets: 1 dog (Doberman, name unknown), 1 horse (Callie)
Deceased/Given away: Dog Caesar (died of natural causes), miniature pig (given to April)
Unknown: the chihuahuas previously featured
Chelsea
Current pets: 1 pig (Pete), 2 miniature highland cows (Nelson and Steve), at least 3 goats (Dixie and Lou, plus the mother), 2 dogs (Great Dane Phil, pug Betsy or Barbara, I forget which), multiple ducks and cats.
Deceased/Given away: Dog Darla (died of natural causes). Dog Frankie (killed by another dog while off leash)
Adam
Unknown, he’s had dogs but was also accused on court by Taylor of killing two of her puppies and another ex’s dog
Leah
Current pets: 1 dog (Dalmatian, Lucky)
Unknown: Multiple cats, 1 dog (Champ, boxer, attacked by coyote at some point)
Jenelle
Current pets: Dog (golden doodle “Rosie”), jellyfish, multiple cats, chickens, and goats.
Deceased/Given away: Dog Nugget (French bulldog, murdered by husband David), multiple goats, including Elvis (killed by David), multiple dogs-at least nine- including Pumpkin, Jax and Brody (pit bulls), Junior (Kangal Shepherd) Cali (German shepherd), and Buddy (given away, missing, or dead), multiple ducks (dead or missing), multiple pigs (dead or given away), multiple chickens (dead), lizard (dead), bearded dragon (dead), bird (dead), hamster (dead), two ge
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
