I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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What do you call a lady who refuses to pay her bills?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerscylliac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?

Burnadebt

(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call someone who burns all their loan documents?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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A girl took her past due bill and set it on fire. What's her name?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Pad your repertoire with these
  1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
  2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
  3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
  4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
  5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
  6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
  7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
  9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
  10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
  11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
  12. PARADOX Two physicians
  13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
  14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
  15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
  16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
  17. RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
  18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
  19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
  20. PARADIGMS 20 cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Crockett
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What do you call a woman who throws all of her bills on the fire?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HGS155
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to her credit card?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CD9653
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What do you call a woman who burns her debt in a fire?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuizFelipeSotinho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call a woman who burns her bills?

Bernadette!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to her electricity bill?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myname-onreddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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My dad just e-mailed me a list of definitions:
  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

  10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

  11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

  12. PARADOX: Two physicians

  13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

  14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

  15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

  16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

  17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

  18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

  19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

  20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnideRemarkDept
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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