I think Bergelmir has a bigger role in this than we think, very little is known about him, but what I researched was very interesting! He was there at the beginning of time and I think (well hope at least) that theyβll show a flashback of what went down during Ymirβs death thoughts?
My theorys so far:
Theory Nr1:
-Is Sindri who we think he is? Is the dwarf βtrollingβ us?
What Sindri claims he is:
-Broks Brother -Helping Dwarf
Where we meet him:
-In the foothills -nearly eaten by a Dragon -in Konsungard -near the fight against Magni and Moodi -near Thamurs Corpse -Nifelheim -Alfheim -near the council of the Valkyries -at Fafnirs Storeroom (maybe more)
What we know from the making of Gow:
-The dwarfs had been working together, forging Leviathan, when Brok got bitten by a spider. Brok died, and got resurected by Sindri. Since then he is blue. Sorce: http://godofwar.wikia.com/wiki/Brok https://youtu.be/DFuisz5Cwic
What we get told in Game:
Sindri claims that Broks Skin is blue because he is working metals with his bare Hands. (Sidenote, there really is a condition caused by exposing the body to silver in large amounts, that turns the Skin blue, itΒ΄s called Argyria.)
What we know about resurection:
Mimir gets resurected. At least his head. ItΒ΄s not clear what downsides come with resurrection, but it is hinted at them. So what does that mean for Brok?
The disappearing Trollstatures:
When we first meet Sindri, he claims to made camp at the Mountain, trying to repair the Skylift. At the yard are two big grey stonestatures of Trolls. A little more up the mountain, there is a nother one, beside the path leading to the black breath. Those Statures disappear at one point in the game. That is when Kratos and Atreus recover the black Rune from Tyrs Temple. In this part of the game we are bound storywise, to explore certain areas of the Game only, without the possiblity to roam free for a while. Starting with entering TyrΒ΄s Temple and encountering Moodi for the second time, where Atreus gets sick. We bring Atreus to Freya and Mimir mentions that someone called the snake. We are all wondering who could have called Jormungandr, and I think I found some clues who did it.
Clues: -The statures got runes on their totems. -These runes match the ones on Death Eaters totem and the both totems of the the Trolls we encounter in Tyrs Temple. -The Trollstatures will be gone when we come back to the Mountain. -Deatheater aswell at the Trolls in Tyrs Temple seem to be made of Stone. -When the Rune gets touched by Atreus, the Trolls in the Room become alive, trying to stop the duo. We assume the Trolls had stood inside TyrΒ΄s Temple for ages, because who would be able to place something inside the sealed Temple right? -Deatheater and the Trolls in
... keep reading on reddit β‘Iβm kind of obsessed with the idea that we will find hints if we translate the JΓΆntarshrines. And while I was looking up the shrines, I stumbled upon something interesting. Bergelmirβs shrine in Tyrs Temple tells the Story of him and his Queen whom survived the flood of Ymirs Blood und later founded JΓΆtunheim. He had many Children and died. You may remember cause thatβs what boy tells us and what you find in the Codex. BUT: Did you look at the shrine? On the left Door you see Bergelmir and his Queen, rowing on a sea of blood. And above the Guy it says Bergelmir in Runes. And above the Woman, which must be the Queen, it say three letters. They translate NOT into Queen, but into Nal! For those of you not so into Norsemythologie - Nal is a quite famous Name. That Woman is also known as Laufey. And this, how we all should know right now, is Lokis freakin Mother and lately past away Wife of our favourite baldheaded Godslayer!
Update: Concerning the Leviathan Axe Sindri states that Laufey came to them βin the Beginningβ. I think by that he means the beginning of Midgard. Which was created by the death of Ymir. He also mentions that she was speaking the old tongue. This has to be the language used before the great flood. So that is proof that the dwarfs and also Laufey/Nal where alive when it happened.
Mimir: βIt starts...with a sea of blood.β
Kratos: βFinally, a story worth hearing.β
turns out to be a happy ending lore
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
They were cooked in Greece.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
When I got home, they were still there.
