What kind of nut can be flushed down the toilet?
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︎ Nov 19 2022
My wife asked me what kind of dad I would be
... I thought it would be quite apparent
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︎ Sep 28 2022
I find pepper salesmen to be kind of pushy.
They're always getting jalapeΓ±o business.
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︎ Aug 10 2022
According to Rabbinical law, what kind of bread is not to be baked until after 10?
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︎ Jul 02 2022
You may be any kind, German children are Kinder.
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︎ Apr 21 2022
What kind of sea creature is known to be very affectionate?
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︎ May 02 2022
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
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︎ Apr 14 2022
Please be kind to fat people!
They have a lot on their plate.
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︎ Oct 02 2021
Someone asked me "If your wife was a salad, what kind would she be?"
Giving she's filipino, she would be an asian ceaser.
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︎ Feb 07 2022
What kind of bank canβt be robbed?
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︎ Aug 21 2021
What kind of bow canβt be tied ?
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︎ Sep 28 2021
What kind of lettuce, when cut, cannot be divided evenly?
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︎ Oct 11 2021
Public service announcement ... be kind to our dentists!
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︎ Oct 22 2021
The world may seem mean but remember, people can be kind
And children can be kinder.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
There must be some kind of way out of here
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︎ May 19 2018
My first one here, be kind
Me: What's worse ignorance or apathy?
Daughter: I don't know and I don't care.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What kind of flooring can be used for any application?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Pls be kind StrawGang
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︎ Feb 20 2020
If Batman were a tree, what kind would he be?
A spruce tree. Because then he'd be Spruce Wayne
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What kind of cheese should not be tossed around or played with?
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︎ Feb 09 2019
With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Someone asked me what kind of Pokemon I would be. I answered Nidoran bc I wanna be δ½ ηδΊΊ.
δ½ ηδΊΊ οΌni de ren) = your person
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︎ Sep 16 2019
"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
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︎ Sep 21 2017
D: Son, wake up real early on your birthday. There's going to be a historic event. S. What kind of event?
D: The dawn of a new age.
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︎ Oct 27 2017
The best kind of driver would be a wreckless one
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︎ Oct 27 2014
What kind of animal would a semicolon be?
A comma comma comma chameleon.
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︎ Aug 04 2018
What kind of medicine used to be a power tool?
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︎ Sep 02 2017
Be kind to left-handed people!
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︎ Nov 11 2018
What kind of dinosaur would you be, Dad?
If I were a dinosaur Iβd be a backissosaurus.
Cuz my back always hurts.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
When my brother told my father he wanted to be a woman, my father just kind of disappeared
That's when he became transparent
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Me after the superbowl: I wonder what kind of state Philadelphia is going to be in tomorrow.
Dad: I'm pretty sure it'll still be in Pennsylvania.
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︎ Feb 05 2018
What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?
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︎ Mar 07 2018
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︎ Jul 17 2016
Whatβs that rodent doing, taking it easy by the pool,.. it kind of seems to be relaxing its jaw?
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︎ Jul 31 2018
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
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︎ Oct 03 2021
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
American children may be kind...
But German kids are Kinder
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︎ Aug 26 2019
No matter how kind you raise your children to be...
German children are kinder.
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︎ Mar 12 2018
What kind of tree would a hipster be?
He'd be a tree before it was poplar.
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︎ Oct 26 2017
No matter how kind you might be...
German children are kinder.
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︎ Aug 23 2016
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