Be careful out there, or you might catch the CROWna virus!
Forbidden by my wife/kids from telling any more "dad jokes", I resorted to telling our dairy cow - and discovered she has a great sense of humor. I have to be careful, though...
When she laughs too much, milk comes out her nose.
Be careful buying autographs online
I ordered one from Tom Hanks...
I just got a handwritten note saying 'thanks'.
Be careful if you decide to sew nun uniforms
As my wife and I were making Greek for dinner tonight, I told her to be very careful with the cheese container she was holding.
The feta of the world was in her hands.
Be very careful about trusting zombies
I hear they're rotten people
Be careful around an electronic keyboardist.
He could give you chla-MIDI-a.
Be careful what you ask for
PLEASE BE CAREFUL! I don’t know if this is a scam or not?
I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show, then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
Has anyone else had this?!
Be careful of using too much pixie dust when learning to fly
You might never neverland.
Told my gf to be careful when parking under that tree
cause we're in a shady spot.
Be careful what you do in the garden......
The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalk.
Rick Astley will never give it to you, so be careful.
We have had a lot of rain and flooding where I live, so my wife told me to be very careful taking our kids to school
So I promised her I'd be totally wreckless.
As funny as the previous alphabet soup joke was... Be careful with alphabet soup rn!!!! (PSA)
I've heard the Taliban has been putting bombs inside the cans and opening one could spell disaster!
Why do geologists have to be careful preparing their samples for a microscope?
Because they are making land slides.
Be careful of dating a tennis player
Love means nothing to them.
If you're ever on a cruise and see vermin walking in a perfect circle, be VERY careful.
Be careful, that torch is heavy
And I don’t say it lightly
Be careful insulting fire fighters
Always make sure it is a controlled burn.
You should be careful when you have a window of opportunity.
They're a pane to replace
Why do roofers have to be careful of harassment at work?
Cause they’re always getting felt up!
Be careful: if you keep making these terrible puns...
...you could get be charged with 'assault with a dad-ly weapon'.
Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?
He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.
Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show
If I had a Stable, I would be careful about my horses after sunset. If one of them escaped after sunset,
Be careful around coffins in China.
Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
Be careful on the road, my friends!
Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...
... It certainly was an in tents period.
Soory bad editing.But be careful guys.
Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot.
You: No worries. I'm not really attracted to plates.
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...
Be very careful out on the streets...
Because yesterday at around 7:30 pm a clown who was wearing a colourful sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors and stared at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won
Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits
I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience
If you get in an accident and need to see a lawyer about it, just be careful..
They'll add consult to injury
Be careful to not burst your bubble.
Be careful around stairs...
They’re always up to something 🤨
Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?
It's easy to get carried away.
Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees,
You might get tinsel-itus
Why should you be careful with jokes?
So you wouldn't crack them
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