It was a bad idea to ask the chicken farmer to referee basketball games
Which dinosaur was the best at playing basketball?
What do you call basketball goals in Hawaii?
People on Tinder must be terrible at basketball.
Everyone on there says they love traveling.
Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
Anyone heard of that basketball player... Druff or something?
I think his first name is Dan.
They say he’s Head & Shoulders above the competition...
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
I feel sorry for basketball players who can't go on vacation
Because they can't Travel.
Friend: How'd you know my favorite basketball player was Dirk Nowitski?
Me: I took a stab in the Dirk
Friend: Oh God nooooo!
1-1 basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1-1 in basketball?
Why are cats so bad as basketball?
They shoot too many hair balls.
My wife asked if I wanted to play basketball or make fruit salad...
I told her she's mixing apples and oranges.
Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?
What does the cheese say when it shoots a basketball?
Why aren’t birds allowed to play basketball?
They commit too many fowls
My friend Tim the basketball player is so stubborn!
He's always doing things the Hardaway
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
Hey, Flatearther, wanna play basketball?
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?
I saw a man walking through an airport holding a basketball...
Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.
You know, since they're playing without the fans.
Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?
Dad, who’s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?
How did Link win the basketball game?
Why was the basketball player arrested.
He was caught dunk driving.
What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either
I showed my new wife our new home, a basketball playing arena...
She said she'd rather settle out of court.
What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?
Why didn’t the fish tryout for basketball?
Because they were afraid of the net.
My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.
Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
My buddy opened a tavern for basketball players, and there are already imitators.
Good thing he set the bar so high.
A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?
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