Dad joked my friend while studying

She had just put her Mac (laptop) back in her bag and started looking for the food she brought.

Her: I can't find my apple.

Me: That's because you just put it in your bag!

She refused to high five me after

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📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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Brand New Dad Joke Tonight

Back story: My grandfather works for Kraft Foods (they make mac and cheese). We live about an hour away from a town called Nazareth.

Dad: Grandpa said his company got sold and is moving to Nazareth.

Me: They sold Kraft?

Dad: Yeah, and they even changed the name.

Me: What is it?

Dad: Cheeses in Nazareth

Many laughs ensued

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