Benedict Cumberbatch announces that his baby boy doesn't need his nappy changed, his wife replies...

'no shit, Sherlock'

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👤︎ u/NuclearSpy
📅︎ Jun 14 2015
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My wife phoned me while away.

"How's the baby?" she asked. "Have you changed her nappy today?"

I said, "No, I haven't changed it all week, in fact."

"What? Why the hell have you not changed our baby's nappy? It's been five days!!!"

I said, "Because it says 4-6 months on the packet."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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