The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.
I learned the name of Baby Yoda's mother...
My brother and his wife decided to name their baby boy Tinnitus.
He claims it has a nice ring to it.
What did Mommy Spore & Daddy Spore name their first Baby Boy??
And the name of the Coronavirus baby boom generation is.......
Children of the "Quarn"
Edit: at the age of 13, we shall bestow upon them the rank of "Quaran-teen"
After my wife had given birth to our baby, the nurse asked me, "Do you have a name yet?"
I said, "Yes. Steve."
She said, "Awww! That's a lovely name!"
"Thanks." I said. "But what do you think we should call the baby?"
A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.
He was named Justin Case.
If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...
She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean
I'm gonna name my baby Subject
It's the only way my wife will let me change the subject in the middle of an argument.
My wife didn't think I would name our baby daughter something ridiculous.
I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
Names for a baby born on a plane
Seems like only yesterday my brother rang to tell me I was an uncle to a baby boy, and that him and his wife were going to name him after me.
The years go by so quickly... Afterme will be 21 next week!
My ex and I had cute names for each other. He called me baby and I called him Richard.
Doctor: Hi, my name is Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.
Dad: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.
When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.
Now This raises more questions.
The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.
The greatest newborn baby boy name ever.... Justin, because... wait for it.... he's "JUST IN"
/r/puns I need your help. My best friend is having a baby girl named Zoe and I need a horrible pun name for his baby blog.
A camel with one hump and a camel with two humps had a baby with no humps, what did they name it?
My aunt was talking about baby names
I was talking to my aunt who was pregnant and she was thinking of potential names:
Aunt: I've narrowed it down to Winifred for a girl or Conwyn for a boy.
Me: I guess it will be a win win situation either way
Neither name was picked
What was the name of the wooden cart that couldn't have a baby?
My wife was telling me about the baby name Ophelia.
I said "I feel ya"
She laughed and groaned all at once
Baby doll name
My young daughter just got a new baby and my wife gave her the name Danielle.
Me: If you make the baby doll really mad, her name will be Dan scream.
Wife: I hate you right now
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