WATER p-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z
The bartender says "Sorry I don't serve minors"
Because they're all not 'C's.
I have zero K ($) to my name
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
Happy No L!
It stands for βBefore Christ, Eh?β
Industrial Systems Engineers make plan B
Computer engineers make plan C
Chemical engineers make plan D
By the time the Aerospace engineers get involved to make plan E, things should start taking off
R
E
D
D
I
T
I
S
A
N
O
K
A
Y
W
E
B
S
I
T
E
Boom, roasted!
Me: "Oh that's easy: B, E, E"
P in psychology H in ghost A in aardvark T in gourmet B in comb E in hate A in musically T in listen S in island
And you get PHAT BEATS No one would hear them though because all those letters are silent
B o r a n g e
βyes but just to prove youβve been paying attention Iβd like you to recite the alphabet firstβ
So with his best effort the boy replies βA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Zβ
The teacher says βvery good but what happened to the P?β
βWell this took so long itβs running down my legβ
He was eating a sandwich. I said "you're not allowed gluten, what's that?" He replied "it's b-r-e-a-d" I said "what, bread?"
He said "no, b-r-e-a-d. It's spelt bread"
It just gives me the E B G B's
B-E-E-S
- a) Because it was crude oil
- b) Because it wasn't refined
- c) Because it was a real gas
- d) Because it wasn't reserved
- e) Because it liked to say, "What the shale?" f) Because it was kerobsene
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
So I did.
M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S
R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.
"TheΒ earliest exampleΒ of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, itβs a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST". "Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked. "Nope, that's not him.", I replied. "So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded. "Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"
It gave me the E B G B's
My brother was recently deployed for the military, my dad likes to send him stuff to keep in touch. One day my father says,
"Son, remind me about the letters."
I respond "sure dad A, B, C, D, E, F, G....."
Edit: Punctuation (This is my first time posting anything on Reddit.)
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
No-el no-L
A B C
D E F G
H I J K M N
O P Q R S T U V
W X Y Z
No L, no L
No L, no L
I forgot where I heard this but I use it every year lol
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my fellow redditors!
Why did A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z all get sent to the principal's office?
Because they were naughty! (Not "E")
Student: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, phosphorus, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Teacher: How did you say phosphorus instead of L, M, N, O, and P?
Student: Because phosphorus is EL-EM-EN-TAL P.
I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.
I'm missing the iron E.
What is the only word spelled at a spelling bee?
b e e.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
A B C D E F G H I ... JK
but it skips b c d e f g h I j k l m n o and p
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
l, p, h, b, e and t
