What kind of music do planets listen to?
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Iβve been getting into avant garde percussion lately
thats stuff hits different
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︎ Dec 18 2019
En garde!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
apparently the paper was jamming.
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︎ May 20 2021
What's rick Ashley's favourite music genre?
Rick n' roll
Edit: It's supposed to be rick Astley lmao autocorrect
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
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︎ May 07 2021
Queue the elevator music
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︎ Jul 08 2021
Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?
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︎ Jun 25 2021
I made a Playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem.
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︎ Jul 08 2021
Texting my friend who is a caretaker for a 90-year-old blind woman. We are going to hang out later but she is currently helping her write sheet music.
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
Why didnβt the prison musical go according to plan?
Because they all wanted to steal the show
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︎ Jun 28 2021
What is Mario's favourite musical?
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︎ Jun 25 2021
What music do elderly people like to listen to?
Hip pop
Thank you, I'll be here all week
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︎ Jun 11 2021
How many indie music critics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Itβs an obscure number; you probably havenβt heard of it.
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︎ Jul 08 2021
Why is Radioheadβs music so depressing?
Because they listen to Radiohead all day!
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︎ Jul 08 2021
These two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other βwhat type of music do you like?β
The other one says βIβm a huge metal fanβ
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What music terrifies balloons?
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Why kind of music does a corpse play?
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︎ Jun 16 2021
What insect is the most musical?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What kind of music are baloons afraid of?
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︎ Jul 01 2021
I listened to some music by Rod Stewart.
He said, "Excuse me, I'd appreciate some peace and quiet."
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︎ Jul 08 2021
Be en garde when viewing this pun
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field,the first one turns around and asks:"what i your favourite type of music?"
The second turbine said:"I'm a giant metal fan"
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︎ Jun 29 2021
As an Aboriginal Musical Instrument maker, I once produced a Didgeridoo that was a mile long.
I never heard the end of it.
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︎ Jun 17 2021
My friend tried to steal a copy of "Free Fallin'" from a music store...
He was arrested for Petty theft.
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︎ May 24 2021
Why were dragons so good at rap music?
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︎ Jun 22 2021
What music was popular during the French Revolution?
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︎ Jun 19 2021
Dad: Son, your love of Korean music is tearing this family apart.
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?
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︎ Jun 07 2021
What music do fish listen to
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︎ May 20 2021
How do plants play music?
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︎ May 18 2021
You know what music James Bond likes to listen to?
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︎ Jun 19 2021
I believe that orchestral music is inappropriate for kids.
Thereβs too much sax and violins.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
How do bees listen to music?
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︎ May 25 2021
For the music lovers out there
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︎ May 08 2021
You should check out the new musical about construction workers
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︎ Jun 13 2021
I knew a guy who got on the railway, but got so distracted listening to The Clashβs music through his headphones that he missed his stop and ended up right back where he started.
He rode the train in vain.
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︎ Jun 12 2021
What type of music do surfers like?
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Kids these days just arenβt familiar with Queenβs music like they used to be.
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︎ Jun 17 2021
So I have this chicken that listens to nothing but classical music...
All she wants is βBach Bach Bachβ.
That is all.
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︎ May 26 2021
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
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︎ Apr 02 2021
My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What genre of Music do Windmills listen to?
I've heard that they were Huge Metal Fans
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︎ May 20 2021
What's a windmills favourite music?
Idk but I did hear they are a big metal fan.
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︎ May 10 2021
What music do balloons hate the most?
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︎ Jun 22 2021
A WIND MILL ASKS ANOTHER WIND MILL - WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
The other wind mill : I'm a huge metal fan
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