In an alternate universe someone has made a Bill Nye/wasp hybrid, but sadly it just attacks and kills science deniers.
This is why we can't have Nye stings.
There's been a huge increase lately in mass bee sting attacks across the world
Yeah, it's the beginning of global swarming
In the Attack on Titan spanish dub Mikasa is actually 2 people.
I almost gave someone a heart attack when I shouted "BNAG!" behind them
They said that's bang out of order
Appalling Pun Sunday - ‘Attack dog’ [OC]
What is the best weapon to use if you want to attack a cloud?
If you've seen one bear attack...
What do you say to a leper who is having an anxiety attack?
“Pull yourself together, man!”
Welcome to my home Attack on Titan fans!
How often do pirate attacks occur?
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists launch sneak attack on the periodic table.....
Add the element of surprise.
How did Anakin know he was having a heart attack?
His heart began Palpatine-ing
This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’
I said: ‘Is that a fret?'
I told my wife if we were gonna have an attack cat it should be a Russian one.
Because if they take too long people will get away.
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
So there we were, son. 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started out strong.
My dad once bought a female sheep to attack these religious brothers who were always knocking on our door and trying to sell us flowers
I asked Dad why and he said: “Only ewe can prevent florist friars”
There hasn't been a bear attack in Russia since my Uncle Vlad left in 1994...
I honestly don't see what his problem was. I think they're kind of cute
Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
What is the only attack a partner would know?
What insect attacks you when you’re grilling?
How do you avoid incoming attacks in videogames?
You take advantage of dodgy programming...
Did you hear about the criminal who had a heart attack while running from the police?
He went into cardiac arrest.
Dad has a heart attack
Dad:has a heart attack
Dad:Call me an ambulance...
Son: uhhh... You're an ambulance....
Dad:....
Dad: That's my boy...dead
I would like to see a heart attack
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.
What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
My evil clone is trying to attack me.
But I probably shouldn’t beat myself up over it.
To avoid bear attacks, carry little bells and pepper spray.
It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
He gets a mini heart-attack when the Australian waiter says "Check, Mate"
The police were under heavy attack of the flies
They had to call the SWAT team!
Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
Was in a bar when this guy said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!” I shot back...
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said, “Is that a fret?”
Dad (having an heart attack): Son call me an ambulance...
Son actually calls an ambulance.
Dad dies of disappointment.
Son: *having a heart attack* dad, call me an ambulance
Dad: okay, you're an ambulance
Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
