A list of puns related to "At Home Day"
Diddly Squats
Hospital visitation hours are 6 PM to 7 PM.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
They've groan so much
“That’s not very mature!”
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
...because all I can see is work, work, work, work, work...
Just open the refrigerator
Mum: Did you get the train back on your own?
Dad: No I'm sure there were other people on it.
He was Satired'
I’d pick nick.
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
It said I needed to install a new copy of Word-- but when I did, the file type was no longer compatible. I actually had to copy and paste it from a window of the old Word to a window of the new Word.
You were probably expecting a pun in this story, but there isn't one-- just a little play on Words.
In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says “Honey I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! We’re going to Peru!” The husband says “Peru?! That’s fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!”
... and noticed 3 pieces of meat hanging from the celing upon entering his house. The boy asks his father, "What's this about?" The dad replies, "If you can jump up and slap the meat, you don't have to do any chores for the next month. However, if you miss, you have to do your chores and your brother's chores, along with no video games for a month. Still wanna do it?" The boy replies, "No thanks, I'm good." The dad responds, "I figured you would say that, I did raise the steaks pretty high."
I was feeling quite kneady
Nurse: "How are you feeling today, George?"
Grandpa George: "Sober."
-later-
Cafeteria worker: "What would you like to drink today?"
Grandpa George: "Whiskey."
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