Aspen Times Puns

A list of puns related to "Aspen Times"

I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees

Sycamore

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👤︎ u/buttered_t0asties
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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