Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
Sir Ratcha was the spiciest.
Sir. Cumference
Edit: I meant King Arthurπ€¦πΏββοΈ
Sir-ching.
(As soon as I typed the punchline I realized how bad it looks written out. Is this okay, or should I delete?)
ALL-KNIGHTERS
SIR PRIZE!
He called it "Excaliburrrr"
He was too weak!
Sir-Cumspect.
Sir Valence.
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Now he's a ghost Buster.
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TLDR; I wanted to say Sir Lancelot
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Sir Veyor
Its knight time
But in King Arthur's time they were called Lance a lot.
Puns for Educated Minds ...
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
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A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.. The police are looking into it.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12.. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
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The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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A backward poet writes inverse.
18.. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
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A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
22.. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
23.. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
24.. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
They are both indices!
(Credit to my math teacher Sir Neville)
I prefer Whole Gawain.
She asked Sir Lancelot to Cumalot.
Sir Cumference
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference, he had eaten too much pi.
Sir Cumference of course!
Sir cumference. He acquired his size from to much Pi.
Sir Cumference
Sir Cumference
Sir Cumference
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Sir Cumference!
Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Sir Cumference
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
Sir Cumference
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Sir Cumference.
He got that way by eating too much pi.
Sir Cumference
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Circumference.
Sir Cumference
